Nah, that's dyslexia. He owns Bill's Bazooka Barn. Grenades 20% off if you grab em from the bulk bin.
dyslexia wrote:was that filmed in Kansas? I spend a night in jail in Kansas once.
Well, we do have a river, but I'm not sure it's navigable by canoe. Depends if Colorado has turned the faucet up or not.
dyslexia wrote:I also spent a night in jail in Mississippi, I confuse the two.
Same delict perhaps? If I remember correctly, your Mississippi 'offense' was to remind its government that the state was not in Kansas anymore. This might have counted as a crime against Kansas too.
No real dialect here (Wichita). That's why we have so many "call-centers" locating here ... there is no "accent." We sound neutral.
The call centers are there? Would you please walk over and tell Miss Inglewood that I simply cannot pay.
... then again there are quite a few in India, as well.
And if you have ATT DSL,the call center for that is right down the street from my house.
And a gun if you're going near that guy's place.
blatham wrote:And a gun if you're going near that guy's place.
Nope,nobody needs a gun to come to my house.
Unless,of course,you want to go deer hunting.Its deer season now.
Nah, deer are just too cute for words. They aren't for shooting.
But as it happens, I am writing a story now that I'm hoping to sell to the Disney people where though an odd set of circumstances a kangaroo, an aardvark and a tit-mouse band together in a journey across America in the hopes of murdering your president.
I'll be back in a minute, someone is knocking at my door.
blatham wrote:I'll be back in a minute, someone is knocking at my door.
I sincerely hope for your sake that it's Miss Inglewood.
Does she have a moustache and aviator glasses?
Blatham tells us his degree is in Education. Even if he has a PhD, anyone who has ever been on a college campus knows that people who major in Education are simpletons unable to operate in the more difficult field of Science. Now, we know the wellsprings that nourish Blatham's inanities.
Education Major--the lowest of the low and respected by no one.
Even the best Education PhD in the country( Harvard) garners no respect in the Harvard Yard. Most of the Education PhD's on that campus try very very hard not to let people know their major.
Now, suddenly, I feel sorry for Blatham. I take back any harsh things I might have said.
blatham wrote:Does she have a moustache and aviator glasses?
I dunno, but she's been known to wear a trenchcoat and a fedora.
Blatham's story about the animals gathering to murder President Bush is old hat. Why not a suicide? Like Martin's in Canada.
Ticomaya wrote:blatham wrote:Does she have a moustache and aviator glasses?
I dunno, but she's been known to wear a trenchcoat and a fedora.
Mortkat too. Until they roust him away from the grade school fence.
I notice that Blatham capitalized God. I thought he was a relativistic atheist. Why not just god?
