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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
blatham
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 10:36 am
The question would be tough for me to speak to, other than theoretically. Please do a set of controlled experiments, or uncontrolled experiments, and report back to us.
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 10:40 am
ps...tip - expect some language difficulties as you procede.

A French Canadian trapper can be expected to form sentences in English using the grammatical structures of his own language (such as that is). So, for example, your burly new black haired fella might come rushing into your kitchen and exclaim as follows, "I went out to get my snowshoes, and dere dey were, gone."
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 10:43 am
Hmmm - one point seems decided - Trappers speak.

I will assume then that they also have sex.

However, now we reach the real sticking point- their cruelty to animals.

The odd construction re the snowshoes sounds very Irish!

Can they be persuaded to take up pursuits other than trapping?
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 10:50 am
Yes, they can. A short list of alternate pursuits:
- active membership in biker gangs
- fiddle playing and drinking (package deal)
- out of doors peeing
- rythym (definition three)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 10:54 am
Hmmm - I shall pass then.

Any other interesting sorts of male Canadians? Your good and very interesting self being, of course, excluded, sadly.

heehee
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 11:37 am
OY OY OYWhat's this, then?

Trying to find out about my stash?

Evil or Very Mad
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 11:59 am
debs

Of course you understand that French Canadian guys are quite unlike the silly Canadian-flavor derogations which preceded. The cultural duality we have is not something I'd change.
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 01:34 pm
Don't trappers sing? Or is that trappists? Or trapps?

I'm sure I've heard of some singers called trapps? Seemed like a funny name at the time - something more usefully occupied in the catching of mices and such. And they went to Canadia - or visited, or something. All probably related Shocked

It's a bit too early on a Sunday morning for me to have a coherent thought, yet! Have a slight hangover, also, and mouth is as dry as a dingo's donger Confused

Perhaps they used Opera? or Oprah! Or Opa?
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 02:02 pm
According to Monty Python, Canadian lumberjacks are pretty cool and laid back

http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/albums-cds/lyrics/lumberjack-song.html
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 02:06 pm
and what about dem Mounties, eh?????

Cooool uniform Razz

They'd give the Oz "boys in blue" a bit of a run for their money! Yay!!!
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 02:10 pm
Kiss chase on Bondi Beach Margo ?
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 02:25 pm
"The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak!" Oh oak, and here I'd always pictured you as the true British gentleman. A flasher! Well, I continue to be amazed at the variety to be found here on a2k.

Margo, don't the Mounties have a special appeal? The name alone.....
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 02:32 pm
its horses they're mounted Diane Wink
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 02:34 pm
and Santorum has said nothing?!
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 02:49 pm
Dys === Are they turnin a mole hill into a mounting ?

Diane, cheeky thoughts eh my dear? ha ha ha. good job we loves yah.

Those blue flashlights on policecars are a bit of a worry to me tho.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 03:18 pm
Well, Dys,

If a Mountie can mount a horse, he surely has the skill and expertise to mount other perhaps more enticing mountees. But perhaps that's taking it too far.
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 03:19 pm
Well dammit Dys, ya went and spoiled me fantasy!
Ah well, there's still oak, flashing away, hee, hee.
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 03:22 pm
Oh Lola, your post just appeared. Something to ponder.
Oak, oak, 'cheeky' oak, I was thinking of you in those terms. LOL
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 03:42 pm
Hey Diane, as long as I flash you can keep going hee hee hee. There is a song, in fact there is always a song, and borrowing a line from Meatloaf and Bat out of Hell #2 -------- a line that goes, ------ "Will You Hose Me Down With Holy Water If I Get Too Hot".
I'm teasing you ha he hi ho hum
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hiama
 
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Reply Sat 3 May, 2003 03:54 pm
And so it came to pass that during the 3rd millennium following the death of the prophet that some called JC that the Northern Sub continent known as Can-Ada did cast itself off from the icy northern waters and steered by the good captain Bernie did seek warm and friendlier waters in the Southern hemisphere of the elliptoid some call earth but we now call the stone cold planet.

The brave Can-adians were helped in their navigation across troubled waters by a light bridge straddling the planet built and designed by the structural engineers Da Vinci, Simon & Garfunkel.

The pilot of the Australian tug boat guiding the fair ladn mass to its new home history tells us was a white rabbit with a smoking problem named Debs of the Lowans, a well known louch and tall psychotherapist who knew her onions fron her shallots and that's you lot for this story as they all lived happily ever after smoking pot, getting high and no one noticed that the residual fraction of the Northern Continent had tried to take take over the entire Universe, on the grounds that it was frowning too much , the Captain of the Universe got a bit steeamed at this and promptly turned the lights out and that is why children the stone cold planet is what it is today, on you left you will see the red planet and if you look out of the port window you will see Jupiter's rings. Thank you for flying Interstellar tours and yall come back soon ya hear.

Click.
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