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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
kitchenpete
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 09:06 am
patiodog,

I thought you hounds gave each other a good sniff, first!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 09:08 am
KP - that's nothing to do with romance; that's just to see if we've met you before.

Aunty Lowan - wouldja beeuhdeer and answer the raja's question? sheesh. are you an advice columnist or a gossip?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 09:12 am
the raja has moved his question to a thread all its own, and I have indicated my position there.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 09:18 am
Oh, this could get SOOOOOOOO ugly.....http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=194366#194366
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 09:29 am
unless he starts it with "smegging" this and "smegging" that, i don't foresee any lasting confusion.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 09:31 am
LOL!!!!!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 09:34 am
that SOOOOOOOOOO was not that funny.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 09:37 am
I am sublimating.

Never heard the phrase: "As angry as an avatar-invaded Bunny, but with sufficient higher mental powers to be aware that anger is inappropriate, and hence controlling self, which makes it worse, cos I am both territorial and pissed off at myself"?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 09:41 am
well, we can officially only recongnize you, like states do each other, you know. you can be the only officially acknowledged bunny on the web, if that helps. does it?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 09:43 am
Crikey. You should see a professional. Pissing on yourself? That should be a danger sign, even for a creature so depraved as a rabbit.

In the meantime, take some deep, slow breaths (held briefly at the end of the inhalation, but using the contracted diaphragm rather than a closed throat to hold the breath), placing an index finger lightly on the third eye until you feel the slightest tickle there, make sure the neck is straight and that energy can flow from the earth through your coccyx and up your spine and out the crown of your head and up to the stars, so that you are there, breathing, energetically suspended between the core of the earth and a line drawn perpendicular to the plane of the galaxy, a being that is ancient and endlessly being born into a world that is also being born...

Oh, just relax, for smeg's sake!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 03:50 pm
Patio - pfffffffffttttttttt!
Dag - can it be like the People's republic of China and Taiwan? We pretend one or the other doesn't exist?

heehee
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 06:19 pm
Exactly. No harm done, and if you read a bit of Hume, it will even become true! What you don't see, does not exist. No bunnies outside of you. Only takes a bit of concentration. If you beat a pillow, that helps too.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 06:27 pm
Beat a pillow at what, exactly?

Puzzled and Anxious in Australia
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 06:44 pm
backgammon
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 07:04 pm
1/4 mile sprint.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 07:06 pm
pillow fight
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 07:07 pm
last nite i dreamed i swallowed the worlds largest marshmallow. When i awoke my pillow was gone.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 07:08 pm
<grin> that's an oooooold one.
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 07:19 pm
Pillow talk sounds so much more fun.
Ptooey, ptooey, get rid of all those feathers, you look so silly with feathers dangling off your lips! Reminds me of my cat.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 10:00 pm
Dys,

Have you looked under your bed? Behind your ear?
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