Hmmmm - we would be bearable - we are herbivores.'Tis the carnivores, and omnivores - like those pesky humans and pigs - that stink!
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
Aint it the trooth
what herbivores lack in stink they make up for in bulk.
hardly true at all, tis the herbivores create all the methane
methane itself, the chemists tell me, is odorless -- but the cows and the landfills don't produce a pure product.
KP, promise to dance with me if I ever make it to London? I'll be as gentle as possible considering that I haven't been dancing for about 36 years. Tell ya what, I'll rent a walker and whack anyone who gets so close that I might stumble. You probably won't see the bruises for more than a couple of weeks and most of them will be on your feet.
If I'm lucky, Gautam will also take pity; that is, if he hasn't found his handsome prince by then. Good luck, Gautam. You really need to be out there. Listen to Dr. Dog.
Auntie, this place is becoming rather oderiferous. Where's the air freshener?
light a match. it'll clear out.
More talk of sh!t. I'm going to send the Homeland Security folks to wash your mouths out with soap.
My mother did that many times--didn't work!
Tell that to Georgie, Diane. I don't think he's gotten the idea yet. You have to look out for those homeland security guys, they carry soap in their pockets along with big ole guns and lap top computers.
the neo-cons aren't glad to see you, that REALLY is a bar of soap in their pockets.
Now, Dys, don't be disillusionin me now.
Ok Lola the truth will out. The neo-cons use soft soap.
there, now that's much better.
Awwwww - this thread has gone back to farting again !!!!!
But I really have a genuine Aunty Lowan question, and advice from any one will be very welcome.
Dear Aunty Lowan,
Yesterday evening I went out with a friend who has this big crush on me (he has mentioned the "R" word several times). He intorudced me to his flat mate, who is also his best friend yesterday who joined us, and I think he is gorgeous and I get a feeling that he is interested in me as well. The trouble is that if I do go out with him, then my friend might end up getting hurt both ways - and maybe that is why both of us (his friend and me) were a bit restrained. But to my untrained eye, the sparks were definately there !!
What do I do ? I don;t want to hurt my friend, but I want to be with his friend (for atleast one night) ?
Dear Prince G:
What the hell is the "R" word?
Sincerely,
Confoozled
(I was here to plead innocence on the farting matter, but I looked back and found that I did indeed have a paw in it -- though it were the damn hippy unicorn that started it!)
r = (relationship)
There really ought to be a better word.
Oh!
I always thought there were many naughtier and more interesting words that came before that one (like "inebriation" and "humiliation" and "flatulence")...
Relationship seems to be the one that strikes most fear in the average male heart!
