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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

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hiama
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 02:39 am
Gautam,

Where have you been, I have an excuse as I'm away on business this week and finding it a little difficult to get access to a portal to come here and graze with you guys, what's your excuse and it had better be bloody good as Headmistress Dlowan will no doubt be watching and you know what she can be like-careful now !

Very Happy
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 02:43 am
U really wanna know my sob story ?

My wisdom tooth has been growing horizontally instead of vertically, putting an immense amount of pressure on the adjacent tooth. On Sunday - it uprooted the adjacent tooth a bit, and the wound got infected causing an unbearable pain. I am currently on antibiotics to kill the infection and on Saturday they will fix a date for the surgery to remove the offending tooth under general anesthesia.
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hiama
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 03:07 am
Thats a real bummer mate, sorry to hear that. Heres hoping the pain will go soon and they sort you out. Very Happy
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 03:27 am
They are gonna remove my wisdom through surgery !!

WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Hence forth I will be known as DUH
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 04:07 am
nah - the important part of that compound noun is TOOTH!

It is a TOOTH - and a nasty one at that - that they are removing.

your wisdom will remain at its current level.


Hiama - I feel you are in pursuit of a dominatrix of some sort!!!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 04:08 am
we shall call you duh DARLING, Gautam.
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hiama
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 05:01 am
Debs,

Yes, do you know where I can get a good one with her own whip ?
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 05:06 am
Hiama,

Try some of the Central London phone booths !
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hiama
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 05:23 am
Gautam,

I tried them but there's not much room to get into really sadistic positions, I find that the whip gets stuck too, not enough leverage in such a combined space and oh yes people tend to stare at you through the see through walls !!!

Honestly Gautam you're about as much use as an ashtray on a motorcycle Very Happy
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 05:50 am
Or bulls on a tit?

How rude! Gautam is NOT useless!
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 06:23 am
Dear Aunty lowan,

I was just reading the box of my antibiotic capsules and it says - "to be taken by mouth" !!

I was wondering why do they say this ? I mean, how else would one take them ? Stuff it up their backside ??

hiama,

Obviously you are not an exibitionist !!
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 06:23 am
Gautam is neither useless, nor does he suck (until further notice)!!!

Laughing
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 06:30 am
Laughing
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 06:42 am
Dear Auntie D

Please reassure me that the advertisement at the top of the page is JUST an advertisement ... & that someone is not about to begin attacking my computer!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 07:03 am
kitchenpete wrote:
.....nor does he suck (until further notice)!!!

Laughing


Damn, this man knows way to much abt me Laughing
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 07:12 am
Gautam (or "Super G" as I think you should be known),

It was a "gag window" and I just love jumping through them!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 07:15 am
Gautam - some medication goes in via the route that food leaves by.

Enough said?

Msolga - don't worry too much - why would anybody want OUR computers?
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 07:20 am
dlowan wrote:

Msolga - don't worry too much - why would anybody want OUR computers?


Can't think of a single reason, actually ... But the idea of an ATTACK is not so nice! Sad
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hiama
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 07:43 am
KP and Debs, Super G and me love trading insults its how we get our kicks right G ?- so kindly let us get on with it - yaboo sucks

msolga-its all a worry this security thing- a certain browser seems to be a little more transparent, I use Opera which has 128 bit encryption trouble is most sites have problems with Opera which is a damn shame, can't win them all.

Very Happy :wink:
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Thu 24 Apr, 2003 07:43 am
Yep, deb, like stoolpills, they're useless, might as well stick'em up your bum Shocked
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