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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
the prince
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 09:17 am
<THUD>

This man is too much for me !!
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 09:22 am
Gautam wrote:
Hiama, a wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn Wink


Shocked

Gautam - I think it's something that non-committed people do in their 30s. I surely have stopped looking. For the time being. I still flirt and I still have crushes. But, I'm tired of doing all the leg work.
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Wilso
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 09:26 am
littlek wrote:
Gautam wrote:
Hiama, a wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn Wink


Shocked

Gautam - I think it's something that non-committed people do in their 30s. I surely have stopped looking. For the time being. I still flirt and I still have crushes. But, I'm tired of doing all the leg work.


It does get tedious. Rolling Eyes
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 09:26 am
The mind reels with possible follow-ups to "leg work." Sadly, we is all gentlemans here...
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 09:28 am
Gautam - I never give up the opporunity to jump through a gag window!

G and K (singing):

"Some day he'll come along,
The man I love
And he'll be big and strong,
The man I love..."

"Some day we'll meet and he'll dry all my tears
Then whisper sweet little things in my ears
A huggin' and a kissin' - Oh - what have I been missing?
Lover man, oh where can you be"

I love those songs, but sticking "wo-" in front of the "man" doesn't scan, so I'll sing them for you two!

KP
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Wilso
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 09:28 am
And I was trying to keep it dignified!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 09:30 am
Yeah, wilso, everything goes flying nicely along, and here comes some Englishman with tawdry songs. Sheesh.
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 09:30 am
Wilso wrote:
And I was trying to keep it dignified!


With me around ??

KP, hmmmm just trying to imagine what we will look like singing a duet !!

<THUD>
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Wilso
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 09:34 am
patiodog wrote:
Yeah, wilso, everything goes flying nicely along, and here comes some Englishman with tawdry songs. Sheesh.


Nice sidestep. I'm impressed.http://fool.exler.ru/sm/appl.gif
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 09:38 am
Thanks, Wilso.

I didn't know that my boy-band dance moves were telepathically communicated at the same time as I started singing!

Did you like the moonwalk, too?
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 09:52 am
Gautam , here's a nice boy meets boy song.


Someday My Prince Will Come
From: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Some day my prince will come
Some day I'll find my love
And how thrilling that moment will be
When the prince of my dreams comes to me

He'll whisper "I love you"
And steal a kiss or two
Though he's far away
I'll find my love some day
Some day when my dreams come true

Some day I'll find my love
Someone to call my own
And I'll know him the moment we meet
For my heart will start skipping a beat

Some day we'll say and do
Things we've been longing to
Though he's far away
I'll find my love some day
Some day when my dreams come true
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 09:55 am
Dreams never come true
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 09:56 am
Well, some dreams do. Then it's laundry day.
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 09:58 am
Perhaps Gautam you should be Wishing on a Star or how about polishing the Genie's Lamp. His wick could do with a little trim.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 10:09 am
rub the lamp, a genie pops up, and your wishes are granted. hard to imagine what that might metaphor for (semaphore fore anaphore spore core roar whore).
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 10:14 am
Gautam and little k,

Sometimes when you give up on something, there is a change in you and the very thing you were seeking comes to you.

Watch and see if the ancient wisdom of Hiama does not prove to be the truth.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:MT7ys-IuGn4C:members.aol.com/MrSage365/laotzu.jpg
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 10:28 am
And sometimes it doesn't. Either way, you're not spending all your time looking for something. (I must remember to breathe, and fully.)
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 01:14 pm
Jeez, Gautam...

If you want to find love (or something like it.....) stop stuffing around in London and get over here! There's an acute shortage of straight men in Sydney - this must translate into something interesting for you! :wink:
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 03:06 pm
It's because they're all marrying straight American women, Margo. We're losing them in droves.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 03:53 pm
OK - such distilled wisdom here - so - does this mean a wise woman SHOULD play leapfrog with a unicorn, or what?

All the women are leaving the USA to marry Oz men - does this mean I should be going TO the USA?

Gautam, Gautam - oh dear - perhaps if you just look for a fun time with friends for a while - and relax a little?

And all this before my first coffee....
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