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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
hiama
 
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Reply Mon 7 Apr, 2003 05:02 pm
Also Sprach Zarathustra ( you try saying it let alone typing it )
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Apr, 2003 05:06 pm
Zarathustra is a chatty sort of being.


Gosh - I hope I haven't offended Gautam.

Do you think he REALLY wanted to be a monk?
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 7 Apr, 2003 05:11 pm
nah !

He wanted to get into the habits not the habit !
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 7 Apr, 2003 05:24 pm
scowling in his cowl.


the lama must robe before the lama can disrobe.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 7 Apr, 2003 05:27 pm
But the robe color was/is so nice...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 7 Apr, 2003 05:55 pm
Indeed. Goodness, there is a very unhappy ambulance beneath my window - obviously stuck in traffic, and not wanting to be. What a job!
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 02:21 am
dlowan wrote:
And you....er.....this is difficult to say.....you ...er...seem to ...ummmm.......enjoy sex a lot!


Jeez !! And I thought this was *our* secret and you come and say it in public !!!

Evil wimmin !!! Now everyone will say that I pretended to be gay just to get close to you Twisted Evil
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 02:37 am
They SOOOOO won't!
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 02:39 am
Hands off the wabbit-he says menacingly Very Happy
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 02:55 am
LOL!!!! As if!
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 02:58 am
Dear Aunty Lowan,

Ok, I have decided to giveup monkhood. But I have decided to become celibate now. What do u think ?

(with hiama threatening me, I had no choice)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 03:00 am
So - what is the celibacy about, pray tell?
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 03:07 am
Dear Aunty lowan,

As I said on my Dear Diary, which you probably haven't read, I have decided to stop looking for love. It is abt time love looked for me. And no more one night, anonymous stands - have had enuff
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 03:16 am
Gautam,

I'll have to invite you to a party and see if love will find you there...I know one or two guys who may be interested in a funny, cheeky, cute, intelligent banker. :wink:

As you know, that's not a come-on from me! S would get jealous - and she certainly keeps me occupied at the moment! Very Happy

So, just let go and fall into the strong arms of someone special.

KP

ps You do crack me up sometimes - celibate! Pah! That's like the "master of my own domain" challenge on Seinfeld...not going there!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 03:36 am
Heehee - good luck, Gautam!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 08:07 am
celibate?


is this like the castaway who proclaims, "you know, I think it's about time I spent a little time with myself!"
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hiama
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 08:23 am
Gautam,

I did not mean to hurt your feelins, come back to the sexual adventure that is life as we know it.

Do not turn off your hormonal tract, leave nature to run its course.

Very Happy
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 09:07 am
Hiama, a wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn Wink
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 09:09 am
Dear Uncle KP,

If "cheeky" is one of my qualities, then should I stop trying to reduce the "pinchiness" of them ? Smile
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Tue 8 Apr, 2003 09:16 am
Depends which ones you're talking about! Laughing
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