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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 02:26 am
Hmmmmmmmmmm......
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 02:46 am
dlowan wrote:
Recognizing these words as a strange, foreign, intrusion into his thoughts, he gathered himself again and uttered the following stunning insight:...


No need to say penance. Forgiveness whould come from within.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 03:28 am
Oh dear, gautam...
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 08:57 am
I have this bunion and I was wondering if the goodly monks could pray for it to go
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 08:57 am
And its OMMM not hmmmmm
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:02 am
bunions are god's way of making you empathize with hunders of soul suffer the pain of going bare foot. A little pain hurt no one.

When you pray - don't ask for anything, except for an understanding, a purpose of event happening in yr life - including the bunion.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:03 am
Om mane padme hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......


Bunion, begone, the rump-fed ronion cried!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:04 am
"A little pain hurt no-one" is a logical anomaly.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:06 am
no pain=no pain
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:06 am
Does anyone want to talk about intimate poodling?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:08 am
I am not sure ..... could you tell us a little more about it?

LOL Dys!
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:19 am
Don't know much about it. Just noted that out of a skad of paragraphs written by Craven (strung end to end they would circumnavigate the statue of liberty's fullsome breasts, you picked out the one involving a poodle. Would you like to talk about it?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:22 am
LOL!

Well, the thing is, I agreed with most of what he said - but was too tired to talk about the bits I didn't - the poodle was funny.

I talked about the murdered cat too.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:23 am
hmm - I actually talked about the disliking faulty and stupid reasoning more than war, too - but that was in chat.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:24 am
You trying to suggest something about me and poodles?

They are not a breed I am drawn to......in any way....
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:35 am
Yer a heeler-mutt lady, ainthcha? Huh? Huh??
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 09:39 am
LOL! I am fond of the Blue heeler - or Australian Cattle Dog- but we are just good friends.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 10:06 am
D'oh! Ya know, that dog pulling up the rear there is a German Shephard - Oz Cattle Dog X. Love the breed.

(But enough about that. Too much about that already.)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 10:11 am
A real Oz cattle dog? Not the "Australian Shepherd"?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 4 Apr, 2003 10:21 am
No, cattle dog. We've got a lot of 'em in Seattle. (There's always one or two waiting for homes at the Humane Society.

This, guy, fer instance, who clearly had a heeler parent...
http://www.petfinder.com/fotos/WA06.1503634.jpg
...and is the sweetest guy you could hope to meet. (A little crazy, though, and no good with cats.) If you hunker down by his kennel, he puts a paw up on the gate...
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