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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
BillW
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 03:46 pm
An Oscar Myer super juiced up wienie! An All Coney coney?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 03:52 pm
You people and your penis obsessions!


I wanna go to Coney island.....
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 06:13 pm
Wow! That weinie has some real potential.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 06:29 pm
(psst, lola - it's never been seen upright.)
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 06:30 pm
Sure it has! Look at the pics! Perpetually!
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 06:31 pm
Patiodoggy,

Do you suppose we could sneak into it's garage in the middle of the night and prop it up on it's hindquarters. What a sight! Inspirational!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 06:38 pm
Um, soz? Sit up, kid, all right? You're laying down all sideways there.


Lola, I think the irony of the situation is that verticality of the weeniemobile would prohibit entrance into many tunnels. (Not the they have a lot of those in the topographically challenged midwest, but there you go. Might explain the whole Bible belt phenomenon, now that I think about it.)









Ouch. Thinking hurts.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 06:44 pm
I think you have something, Patio, too few tunnels and not enough uprights. That is surely one of the primary causes of the Bible belt mentality.

Laughing
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 06:46 pm
People, people, look:

http://www.publicityinsider.com/images/OscarMayer.jpg

I see the left side, in the picture, as the, what, business end? And that seems pretty jaunty to me.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 06:51 pm
OK, Soz, I see your perspective now. Fair enough. Good result of what must have been a diligent investigation of the matter.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 06:52 pm
...or seeing the thing zoom by about 150 times when I lived in Madison...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 06:54 pm
Good thing it's not a banana. Lemme tell you, kids, those operations are a bust.

And speaking of the Bible belt -- perhaps it just needs to be opened up every now and then.

(To she who was complaining about the discussion of breaking wind. "How dare you break wind before me?!?" "Sorry, I didn't realize it was your turn.")
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 06:55 pm
Nah - it is only semi-erect....just waking up and taking a little notice...
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 07:00 pm
And they went broke? "You can put it in the hands of your receivers, but it won't stand up in court".
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 07:00 pm
All right, people, simmer down now. What is this, a White House deposition here?
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 07:00 pm
Morning Deb.
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 07:02 pm
Morning Deb!
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Diane
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 07:11 pm
Deb's up!! Now I think the weinie should sit up and take notice--maybe even salute the arrival of this thread's originator or is that dominatrix? Oh, well....umm..
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 08:59 pm
Good morning, Deb. What's it like in your part of the world this morning?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 11:33 pm
'Tis 3.00 pm on a warm, sunny, afternoon. I am taking a little verboten light relief before my next client.

I begin holidays tomorrow afternoon.

This is a good thing, thankee all.
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