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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 10:46 am
It's moooooooberic.







Question for auntie. I just bit my lip eating a morning apple. Will I die?
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 03:32 pm
patiodog wrote:
It's moooooooberic.







Question for auntie. I just bit my lip eating a morning apple. Will I die?


Don't beed auntie to answer that one. The answer is yes, of course. Where the hell else do you think any of us are heading?

You're welcome.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 04:20 pm
Thanks. It's reassuring to know that I'm not swimming against the tide.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 04:51 pm
blatham wrote:
How many shipped sheep can a Shiite shop schlepp?




Too many.



patiodog wrote:
It's moooooooberic.







Question for auntie. I just bit my lip eating a morning apple. Will I die?



As MA ponts out, of course you will die.


However, not right now from biting your lip eating a morning apple.


Had it been an evening apple I shudder to think what might have happened, though.


Shocked



Merry Andrew wrote:
patiodog wrote:
It's moooooooberic.







Question for auntie. I just bit my lip eating a morning apple. Will I die?


Don't beed auntie to answer that one. The answer is yes, of course. Where the hell else do you think any of us are heading?

You're welcome.



Now I am apprehensive.


What the hell is entailed in "beeding" auntie?


patiodog wrote:
Thanks. It's reassuring to know that I'm not swimming against the tide.


Swimming against the tide is good.

It akes you fitter faster.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 09:09 pm
More good advice from auntie.

I'd always heard it as fatter fister. Good to have that straightened out.
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BlaiseDaley
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 10:36 pm
patiodog wrote:
More good advice from auntie.

I'd always heard it as fatter fister. Good to have that straightened out.


I'd heard it akes you itter aster.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 03:46 am
BlaiseDaley wrote:
patiodog wrote:
More good advice from auntie.

I'd always heard it as fatter fister. Good to have that straightened out.


I'd heard it akes you itter aster.



Harrumph.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 07:47 am
Yes, that's what I mean by beed auntie. Takes me right bavk to the olden days.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 08:00 am
Merry Andrew wrote:
Yes, that's what I mean by beed auntie. Takes me right bavk to the olden days.



Golden olden?
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 08:09 am
That should have read 'oldeb.' Sorry.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 09:12 am
What's cross eyed and goes quack?
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 10:39 am
Joseph MallArd Eye-Turner

http://www.goodallartists.ca/Turner%20self%20portrait.jpg
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 10:45 am
Very handsome, in spite of his affliction. He'd do as long as he didn't say anything.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 11:12 am
What was the real answer?
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 12:48 pm
I don't have an answer. That's why I asked the question. I knew I could depend on someone on this thread to use it for a good joke. And your's was excellent.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 12:52 pm
I'm sure there are lots of better ones out there!!

There's the Peking Duck.
And the Cockeye Campbell.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 02:20 pm
you are blessed with a talent I don't have, Clary. I would never have thought of any of those. Very funny.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 02:46 pm
Merry Andrew wrote:
That should have read 'oldeb.' Sorry.



I take that as a personal insult.



I am middle aged.



Lola wrote:
What's cross eyed and goes quack?


Barbra Streisand with a sore throat.

Next?


Clary wrote:
I'm sure there are lots of better ones out there!!

There's the Peking Duck.
And the Cockeye Campbell.



A cross eyed turkey the day before Thanksgiving?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 03:26 pm
Quote:
I am middle aged.


So you can predict the future now?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 03:30 pm
patiodog wrote:
Quote:
I am middle aged.


So you can predict the future now?



NOBODY loves a pedantic pup.
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