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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
Wilso
 
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Reply Tue 14 Sep, 2004 03:51 am
The date went well enough that we've already planned two more. We've got to plan a little in advance 'cause she lives about 80km away. We went to a Chinese restaurant on Saturday night (she's Chinese), then to a pub for a couple of hours. We're going to the movies this Saturday, then the following weekend she's coming down here to go to a barbecue with some friends of mine.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 14 Sep, 2004 04:13 am
Well well Wilso!!!!!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 08:51 pm
I have a gut feeling that wilso might end up marrying this woman. Hell, who knows, he might even get her pregnant.

But that probably won't happen until sometime in 2006.

Let's wait and see.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 09:34 pm
Only 6 weeks left.....
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 09:43 pm
...and so a thread rises majestically from the dead ...
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 10 Nov, 2006 11:15 pm
Good threads never die.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 12:57 am
Who woke this thing up?




Anyone got a question?
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 03:57 am
It was Gus.

A question? OK, how should I make conversation with Miss Vacuity, my youngest's current squeeze, who despite having a law degree appears to have the intelligence and general knowledge of, say, Geo. Bush, without any of his volubility. She knows a lot about fashion, but then, I don't.
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 05:55 am
Forget conversation, it will just beget more conversation and then where are you? Give a gift. A gift functions like a cliche, terminating conversation which, in this case, obviously ought to be your goal. I'd go with a modestly priced piece of jewelry from a snappy little Manhattan boutique.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 06:59 am
yes but nothing says "I love you" like a live sheep.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 07:03 am
Thanks, farmerman. I'll try that.
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 07:12 am
farmerman wrote:
yes but nothing says "I love you" like a live sheep.


You are soooo conservative and traditionalist. Why on earth would the sheep have to be alive?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 07:44 am
Clary wrote:
It was Gus.

A question? OK, how should I make conversation with Miss Vacuity, my youngest's current squeeze, who despite having a law degree appears to have the intelligence and general knowledge of, say, Geo. Bush, without any of his volubility. She knows a lot about fashion, but then, I don't.



Just pretend to listen. Nod occasionally, say aha and hmm......you will be fine.


Meanwhile, think your own thoughts. All will be well.


blatham wrote:
Forget conversation, it will just beget more conversation and then where are you? Give a gift. A gift functions like a cliche, terminating conversation which, in this case, obviously ought to be your goal. I'd go with a modestly priced piece of jewelry from a snappy little Manhattan boutique.



Nah....most people prefer their own voice to conversation. But, of course, your jewellery shop would be a perfect place to distract the woman!!!!


farmerman wrote:
yes but nothing says "I love you" like a live sheep.



I hate to say it, but I must.

NONSENSE!



I for one hate lamb.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 07:50 am
So when we send a ship load of live sheep to the middle east thats kinda like a big warm hug?
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 08:00 am
dadpad wrote:
So when we send a ship load of live sheep to the middle east thats kinda like a big warm hug?


http://www.xaraxone.com/assets/images/sheep_anim.gif
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 08:00 am
dadpad wrote:
So when we send a ship load of live sheep to the middle east thats kinda like a big warm hug?


No.


It is kinda like an unspeakable cruelty.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 08:05 am
Is shipping sheep across state lines a violation of the Mann act?
(That'll make sense to US readers only.)
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 08:09 am
dlowan wrote:
dadpad wrote:
So when we send a ship load of live sheep to the middle east thats kinda like a big warm hug?


No.


It is kinda like an unspeakable cruelty.


Maybe baaaaaabaric is the word.
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 08:14 am
How many shipped sheep can a Shiite shop schlepp?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 11 Nov, 2006 08:15 am
Merry Andrew wrote:
Is shipping sheep across state lines a violation of the Mann act?
(That'll make sense to US readers only.)



Nope. I got it.



dadpad wrote:
dlowan wrote:
dadpad wrote:
So when we send a ship load of live sheep to the middle east thats kinda like a big warm hug?


No.


It is kinda like an unspeakable cruelty.


Maybe baaaaaabaric is the word.



Prolly not.



Barbaric is a word used to describe "not us....them"....but this is us.



Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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