I'm uncertain. It was many years ago he was here. My suspicion is LSD and decorated volkswagons.
twas mescaline and a Fiat and the flowers were beautiful.
Oh yes...mescaline. I'd forgotten about the flowers on mescalin.
I had one friend who did a hit of purple blotter one evening and went out into a cow pasture to talk the cows. He had previously reserved his passions for physical education and was at the time bound for university and a million sweaty pushups and a lifetime of smelling unwashed shoes and shorts in high school change rooms. He's been with cows ever since that evening and is presently in South Africa shipping beef around the world.
Though I did the same Purple Blotter that night, I went behind the backstop with Maureen.
Funny how these things can be an influence.
From the Sydney Morning Herald, yesterday:
Oh dear.
I am too tired to comment.....
Margo--LOL.
Bernie, weren't we all on a hippie bus in Vancouver filled with flowers? Talk about a trip!!
By the way, I thought moose knuckle desribed dubya perfectly as he strode along holding his helmet, acting like his "parts" were too big to walk normally. About as smart as a moose too, pardon the insult to meeses everywhere.
Big digression for me today- I bought a car. V6, air conditioning, power steering, ABS brakes, driver's airbag, CD player. And the first automatic I will have ever owned.
And I've got a date on Saturday night!!!
I'm still trying to decide which news is the best.
Congratulations on both accounts, Wilso (although i mourn your use of an automatic transmisstion).
I hope this all works out well for you.
Setanta wrote: (although i mourn your use of an automatic transmisstion).
It will take some getting used to. When I was test driving it, I kept looking for the clutch!
wilso said
Quote:Big digression for me today- I bought a car. V6, air conditioning, power steering, ABS brakes, driver's airbag, CD player. And the first automatic I will have ever owned.
then he added
Quote:And I've got a date on Saturday night!!!
I'm still trying to decide which news is the best.
and finally confessed
Quote:It will take some getting used to. When I was test driving it, I kept looking for the clutch!
Let us know how the second test drive goes. And if you have to keep looking for some other critical component.
Wilso wrote:It will take some getting used to. When I was test driving it, I kept looking for the clutch!
Whenever i drive an automatic, i continuely stamp my foot on the carpet on the left hand side, and then think to myself: "Oh yeah, no clutch . . . "
(Do you use your right foot for the clutch?)
Wilso
When I had my first knee surgery several decades ago when I was 36 and again in 1980 when my right knee was replaced, I had to learn to operate both the brake and gas pedals with my left foot for several months until I was able to use both legs. Hard to get used to, even harder to stop after my long recovery period. The result was several slam it to the metal screeching stops when trying to use the brake with the unaccustomed foot. That's when I really began to appreciate my seat belt.
BBB
Well, well......news, news...
Wilso, good news for both the car and the date. Tell all when you have time--and if you want to...
Digressing back to retreating testicles--doesn't that sound sort of cowardly? Why would they retreat? Are they out numbered? By what? Ye gods, I thought they were manly men!!
Perhaps we've got the wrong sense of the word here. Perhaps there is a church-sponsored testicle retreat up in the mountains somewhere.
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