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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
Diane
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 08:15 pm
So where is this virtual gym? I really like the idea of virtual sweat.
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 27 Mar, 2003 11:00 pm
But virtual weight loss is just that virtual - when will they invent the virtual gym that translates to physical weight loss. Then, I will be svelte.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 12:13 pm
I don't like virtual chicken nuggets. But I started walking and biking to work now that it's nice. There is a pita bread with hummous at the end of it ;-) yumm.
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BillW
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 01:08 pm
decisions, decisions

http://www.animal.ufl.edu/iga/Irresistable_pita_bread_small.jpg

http://www.gssi.cc/NR/rdonlyres/5lvh747wntfinjhmrbzcnfqqu7s5rt6cmrs673lhhkcpq4qawi3sxoiik72hlna7rzak7mt3yilmchio3pqa5earic/chx-nugget__3536_Full.jpg
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 01:10 pm
where's the hummous? now i myself prefer hummous with loads of garlic, black pepper and touch of paprika. just so you know. (damn i'm hungry).
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BillW
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 01:18 pm
Sorry, not very picturesque - you know.

http://www.vitalita.com/foodthumbnails/hummus.jpg
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 01:29 pm
More picturesque than the apple I am working at right now!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 03:29 pm
ewwwwww - 'tis too early in the morning to read of and see (in very odd colours) all this food!

So, where the smeg is the url to Gautam's thread?!

If i may be so bold as to ask a question here.....
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BillW
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 04:42 pm
Your here for answering - not asking!
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BillW
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 04:42 pm
Go to the

'An "Auntie Lowan Asks" Digression.'

thread............. Rolling Eyes Cool :wink: Laughing Razz Razz Razz
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 04:44 pm
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

And THEN you all bitch about my answers! Someone even had a smegging TANTRUM, for crissake!
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BillW
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 05:01 pm
Now, now dlowan - I, for one, love your answers!

One is the loniest number, though <sigh>
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pueo
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 05:12 pm
can't say that i love your answers, half the time i don't understand them Razz . but like the saying goes, don't ask if you don't want to hear the answer. Very Happy
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 05:26 pm
Dear Pueo,

How to handle a woman ?

Do you flatter her ?

Do you threaten or cajole or plead?

Do you brood, play the game, romance her?"

No indeed, How to treat a woman is to love her, simply love her, merely love her, love her, love her.

http://graphics.userfriendly.org/images/postcards/stef-cupid.gif
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 05:31 pm
Heehee - what about Bunnies?
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 05:33 pm
Same game only more so !!!!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 05:38 pm
awwwwwwwww.....Bunny swoons , elegantly, just happening to swoon towards the flank of a certain, noble, unicorn....(watch the smegging horn, ok?)......sigh....
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 05:42 pm
Oh THAT horn !- sorry , oh it is true what they say about the Easter Bunny
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 05:46 pm
What do they say about Cousin Egg - as we call him?
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Diane
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 05:46 pm
I don't know if I can stand much more of this. Even in virtual reality, where I haven't been married for 200 years, no one has said to me what hiama said about 'love her, simply love her, merely love her, love her, love her.
That is the most romantic song I've ever heard and he's singing it to a rabbit!!!!!!!!!!! Waaaaaaa.
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