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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2004 10:31 pm
Will someone stick a muzzle on the damned cat?

And the damned owl, while you're at it.....
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pueo
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2004 10:49 pm
after 243 pages, we have muzzling of cats and owls?

having the winter blues bunny?
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pueo
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2004 10:51 pm
or are you perhaps constipated? Razz
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2004 11:16 pm
Quote:
dlowan wrote:
Will someone stick a muzzle on the damned cat?

And the damned owl, while you're at it.....


Oooooooooh a double header! Shocked What size caliber of muzzle do you what. I'm not talking quality, just barrel size.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 12:16 am
Not an expert on muzzles - wotever shuts 'em up without hurtin' em is fine.

Well, doesn't hurt 'em MUCH.

I am NOT constipated.

Just have enough damn cat singing and bird cackling at home.
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JoanneDorel
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 03:20 am
Good morning Deb - just one more day then the beautiful weekend for you.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 04:06 am
Oh my - yes indeed - may I find the oomph to make it through the day....
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JoanneDorel
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 04:32 am
Drunk might help or you could call in and stay home and play with us.
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marycat
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 09:18 am
Good morning, ladies and critters!
Checking in from Beantown.
Guess what! Guess what! I found a JOB! A good one.
Woooo!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 09:20 am
Congratulations, Boss, hope you will like yer new job . . .
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marycat
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 09:27 am
Thank you thank you!
Tonight is my third night.
I love it so far.
Oh my goodness the things they feed me!
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 11:01 am
Quote:
Well, doesn't hurt 'em MUCH.


Okay, nothing fatal nor physically injurous. Have you thought of being nicer to them? The saying "Honey kills more flies than vinegar." comes to mind. Being nicer to them might quiet them down.

Oooo, Oooo! I know, I'll sing you a song that should help you. After all, "Music calms the savage breast" so I've heard.

Ta rah rah boomdia! Ta rah rah boomdia! Ta rah rah boomdia, ta rah rah boomdia!!

Now, isn't that better. It was an old favorite of Dad's. He used to sing it at the top of his lungs and the rest of the lungs too. He was such a quiet, gentle soul. I try to emulate that.
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 11:04 am
marycat,

Glad to hear about the job. Hope it works out well. I hope what they're feeding you is food. I hate to think that they'd be feeding you lines.
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margo
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 01:59 pm
marycat! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

D:

meeerrrrooowwwwww! Pffbbbbbttttthhh!

It's Friday, I have the afternoon off; the weather is looking great (except for farmers - still in drought) and I feel bullet-proof - just the feeling to:

PROVOKE THE BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YeeeeeHAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JoanneDorel
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 02:44 pm
Guess she went to work after all.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 04:01 pm
Stupid cat.

Honey don't kill 'em, it attracts 'em.

Great news, li'l chili-pepper!
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Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 07:25 pm
Great news that you're back or about marycat's job? Now, I'm confused, bewildered and befuddled. Confused

BTW, How do you all like my new look?
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 08:42 pm
Is that really you, Wiyaka? Each of your avatars looks so different! This one is gorgeous. I approve. Wink
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 08:52 pm
I think I'd like to see the medals with the evening dress.


Great news, mary cat! Wanna whack some penguins?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 09:18 pm
Odd celebrations Canucks espouse...
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