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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
Wiyaka
 
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Reply Thu 13 May, 2004 10:58 pm
Eva,

Thank you,maybe I'll scan my DL picture. A friend works there and I even had time brush my hair, before the picture was taken. It turned out GREAT! I did it to prove that Motor Vehicle Dept. actually can take a good picture. I did the old military picture after going into a hissy fit over something someone had said. All of them show different facets of me though.

ehBeth,

To paraphrase a line from "Blazing Saddles", "I don' need no stinking medals." Twisted Evil Besides those things might snag my dress. Crying or Very sad and who in their right mind would want that? Shocked Definitely not me! At 6'2', it's too hard enough for me to find properly fitted clothing, so I won't do it.

Those trinkets came from the government. My eagle feathers came from the People. Which do you think are more important to me? Not some silly old trinkets given for just doing my job and surviving a war where we were the invaders. Gee, does that sound familiar? Hmmmm?

I even told the Division Commander of the 82nd Airborne Division that I didn't want them, but he insisted. I asked that he give them to me privitely, he refused. So I had to wear a heavy wool dress uniform in 90 degree weather, in front of the entire brigade of 5,000 men! Luckily, after it was done, I was allowed to address these poor men, without swearing or calling anyone names. So, I called the brigade to attention and dismissed them! Laughing They scattered like rats from a sinking ship. The general had a few choice words, but understood my being concerned for the men and their health.

Am I highly decorated? Only if I wear the Pathfinder badge on my beret! With it sitting well over six feet above the ground, I guess you might say it's a high decoration. :wink:
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 06:04 am
Whack-a-Penquin, Bludgeon-a-Seal, Pelt-a-Beaver, Flipoff-a-Frenchman, Arsewhip-a-Ossie
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 06:06 am
an.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 06:08 am
Aussie.
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 06:15 am
Wrongo. The -a- contruction trumps all other grammatical rules.

And Ossie refers to anyone from Oswego, you ego-centric twit.

Toss-a-twit.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 06:19 am
Ozzie!! Ozzie!!

Generals gathered in their masses,
just like witches at black masses.
Evil minds that plot destruction,
sorcerers of death's construction.
In the fields the bodies burning,
as the war machine keeps turning.
Death and hatred to mankind,
poisoning their brainwashed minds.
Oh lord, yeah!
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 06:29 am
cav

You've slipped over the edge. Are there family nearbye to care for you at this difficult time?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 06:33 am
Oh blatham, allow me my pun, please.
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 06:35 am
Absolutely. Anything else I can do? A hanky, a miltown, a hemlock-soaked pair of panties?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 06:44 am
I'll take the hemlock-soaked panties please. I've been housing that leech Socrates for a while, and he is becoming an annoyance, using the computer to look up porn, pontificating about this and that, eating me out of house and home....those panties will do indeed.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 06:44 am
Quote:
...a hemlock-soaked pair of panties?


Would have saved old So-crate's life.
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 06:55 am
At least, it would have been a more agreeable passing.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 08:00 am
Panties?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 09:45 am
Quote:
At least, it would have been a more agreeable passing.


His affections did not that way tend.
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 10:06 am
panties = undies = pantaloons = devil's playground

dog

Though a married man, our hero's affections were diverse.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 10:58 am
You misunderstand me: his affections did not tend toward individuals or even cultures that wore undergarments -- and if you've ever been in Athens in August you understand why.
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 11:03 am
Haven't had that pleasure. But I delight in the prospect that one day, bare greek thingies will be all about me.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 11:08 am
Totally unrelated: where did Michelangelo get the idea that David lived in a cold climate?
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blatham
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 11:27 am
I hate to confess that this incongruity escaped me until just now.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 14 May, 2004 11:29 am
It's all right. I understand that you must be on the lookout for moose displaying antisocial tendencies.
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