Dont come closer - I had cabbage and beans for lunch
Yikes....not 'perfume' to my nose there.
No Farting, no singing cats .... Jeez!
Why ? Do you hold exclusive thread rights to fart ?
Yes.
Wanna make something of it? Do ya?
Gautam, I am sure, puts the 'art' in 'fart'.
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like ... night.
3. On the other hand ... you have different fingers.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
10. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
12. I intend to live forever - so far so good.
13. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
14. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
15. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
16. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going
the wrong way.
17. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
18. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
19. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
20. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
21. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
22. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
23. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
24. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
25. Change is inevitable ... except from vending machines.
26. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
27. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
28. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
29. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
30. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
Quote:6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
More than that -- it's a skewed distribution.
Like Mr. Bierce said, roughly: 90% of everything is crap.
And roughly 76 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
mee-rooowwwwllll!
meeeeeooooooooowwww!
Merry Andrew wrote:And roughly 76 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I don't believe this is a very telling statistic, as the standard error is approximately 12%.
A song for Margo:
ahem . . .
Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh,
Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
I'm flat broke but I don't care
I strut right by with my tail in the air
Stray cat strut, I'm a ladies' cat,
A feline Casanova, hey man, thats where its at
Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man
Get my dinner from a garbage can
Yeah don't cross my path
I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alley looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry,
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy."
I wish I could be as carefree and wild,
but I got cat class and I got cat style.
I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alley looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry,
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy."
I wish I could be as carefree and wild,
but I got cat class and I got cat style.
this has turned into a singing cat thread with an aussie accent..............
