An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

Fine, but I be gettin' that be lost feeling again - know the way out he'a

Aw well, if you gotta go "X" marks the spot, I 'spose.

itza mr Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

G'day!

'Allo, Margo

'Ow's the tennis, at all?

pretty ordinary, really - and summer's just ended so things are downhill from here!

How are things up there in Debacle-ville?

Ah, debacle. My friend in Hank. Glad to hear you're whinnin' low...

guess you don't know:

Today I passed you on the street,
And my heart fell at your feet,
I can't help it if I'm still in love with you.

Somebody else stood by your side,
And "she" looks so satisfied,
I can't help it if I'm still in love with you.

Know the bridge?

dang, it's the darlin' and delightful dillPickle!

Swoon....

Well, I'll swan, she swooned

Howdy, ladies.


Letty, was 'at yew motorvatin' the pink Caddie?!! Why, yew orta honked, purty mama ... yew know if y'all got the money, ol' Kaliga'll make some time. :wink:

Hank and Lefty--hee hee

If you've got the money, honey, I've got the time we'll go honky tonkin' and we'll have a time
We'll make all the night spots dance drink beer and wine
If you've got the money honey I've got the time
[ steel ]
There ain't no use to tarry so let's start out tonight
We'll spread joy oh boy oh boy and we'll spread it right
We'll have more fun baby all way down the line
If you've got the money honey I've got the time
[ piano ]
If you've got the money I've got the time we'll go honky tonkin' and we'll have a time
Bring along your Cadillac leave my old wreck behind
If you've got the money honey I've got the time
[ fiddle ]
Yes we'll go honky tonkin' make every club in town
We'll go to the park where it's dark we won't fool around
But if you run short of money I'll run short of time
Cause you with no more money honey I've no more time
[ guitar ]
If you've got the money I've got the time we'll go honky tonkin' and we'll have a time
We'll make all the night spots dance drink beer and wine
If you've got the money honey I've got the time.

Always loved "Long Black Veil" by that south paw.

Hey ! ! ! Hey ! ! ! Good lookin'
Watcha got cookin'
Howzabout cookin' somethin' up with me
Hey, hey, sweet baby
Doncha say maybe
We could find us a brand new recipe
I gotta a hot-rod Ford
And a two dollar bill
And i know a place just over the hill . . .

.....soda pop and the dancin' is free
If you wanna have fun come along with me.
Hey hey, good lookin'
Whacha got cookin'
How's about cookin' something up
How's about cookin' something up
How's about cookin's something up
With me?

Stop singing in here! I am trying to go to sleep!

The whole place is a goddamn debacle!

Holdin' hands at midnight
'neath a starry sky
Nice work if you can get it
And you can get it if you try

Strollin' with the one girl
Sighin' sigh after sigh
Nice work if you can get it
And you can get it if you try

Just imagine someone
Waiting at the cottage door
Where two hearts become one
Who could ask for anything more?

Loving one who loves you
And then takin' that vow
Nice work if you can get it
And if you get it, won't you tell me how?

Holdin' hands at midnight
'neath a starry sky

And strollin' with the one girl
Sighing sigh after sigh

Just imagine someone
Waiting at the cottage door
Where two hearts become one
Who could ask for anything more?

Loving one who loves you
And then takin' that vow
Nice work if you can get it
And if you get it, won't you tell me how?

STOP IT!!!!!

That's whatcha git, Deb, when ya come drag-assin' in at daybreak.

Yew could prolly do with one of them Tequila Sunrises.

Or a filled fruitjar and a feely gumbo.

It is 11.04 PM!

Damn, bunny, you're getting bombarded by some of the worst music ever.

so whadda YOU think we should be singin', Brand X?
HUh huH hUh ?
c'mon, sing it for us ...