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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 29 Feb, 2004 06:25 pm
no?
really?
but it's soooooo cute!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 29 Feb, 2004 06:35 pm
is not!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 02:07 am
is...
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 02:14 am
Now children I'm going to have to take your pencils away from you if you can't manage more than words of two or three letters
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 10:01 am
BBB
Its absolutely, positively, you can bet your life---and the farm, it is not!

That's 14 words. Laughing

BBB
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 10:25 am
Clearly, it is not a chameleon sperm.
It is an M&M (from a different deb dream)
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 11:21 am
dlowan wrote:
You know, I had the weirdest dream last night - I dreamed that a whole huge bunch of chameleons had (for some strange reason - it was not at all noteworthy in the dream) taken up residence in a strawberry/raspberry/cherry farm. They were capable of assuming not just the colour, but the form, of the fruit - so had been harvested in huge numbers, and were passing over a conveyer belt onto grass....as they moved over the lip of the belt, they were changing from beautiful, luscious, fruit back into chameleons - only they were stumpier and more lizard like - and, gradually, vaguely threatening. (Must be cos I watched Dommie darko yesterday).

The moment of transformation, however, was exquisitely fascinating - as the fruit changed to creature.

What does this mean?

The Dream Therapist writes "Shut your eyes and pretend you are one of the chameleons, and then describe yourself 'I am...' etc. Then say why you are there, and what your message for Deb is. Then again, look at your life and ask where something big and luscious is transforming into somethng ugly and vaguely threatening."
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 11:28 am
Dear Auntie Cunning Coney:

Why do birds sing so gay, and lovers await the break of day?
Why do they fall in love?
Why does the rain fall from up above?
Why do fools fall in love, why do they fall in love?

Ooh-wah ooh-wah, ooh-wah ooh-wah,
Ooh-wah ooh-wah, why do fools fall in love?
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 01:06 pm
Setanta -Coney asleep-stop press- answer to riddle is-cos they DO
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 02:08 pm
Desert loving in your eyes all the way
If I listen to your lies would you say
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a contradiction
You come and go
You come and go

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon
You come and go
You come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green

Didn't hear your wicked words every day
And you used to be so sweet I heard you say
That my love was an addiction
When we cling our love is strong
When you go you're gone forever
You string along
You string along

Every day is like a survival
You're my lover not my rival
Every day is like a survival
You're my lover not my rival
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 02:47 pm
Yawn.....mornin'...
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Brand X
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 02:50 pm
Hi, yawny bunny!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 03:04 pm
Hi - dammit, late for work again...
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 04:31 pm
Are you on time yet, be sure and not be late going home.....
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Debacle
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 05:21 pm
If anybody uzta read this whole fred clean fru fum the beginnin', he'd be late fer his own dem funeral Shocked

So, ala Larry King, wot's the bloody question?

I got one: Which provides the biggest bang for the buck, Viagra or Fix-A-Flat?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 05:22 pm
decable
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 05:36 pm
Debacle wrote:
If anybody uzta read this whole fred clean fru fum the beginnin', he'd be late fer his own dem funeral Shocked

So, ala Larry King, wot's the bloody question?

I got one: Which provides the biggest bang for the buck, Viagra or Fix-A-Flat?


If one read it from the beginning, they would be crazy by now........ Shocked

BTW, long time no see - velcome back Laughing
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Brand X
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 05:38 pm
And dlowan has!
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Debacle
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 05:44 pm
How you doin', pee-dee?
Say, ya haven't mostly seen me 'round here lately much, have ya?
{just checkin' ... I think I might could be lost Confused }
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Debacle
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 05:46 pm
You too, Bill W. How you doin?
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