Awwww feggidit, I can't work out whether to go with the dickhead jokes or the head jokes.
Fellahs, you do have to try to make the subject and the joke just a little sideways.
OMG! It's hijacking again! (I love the strange half-expletive by the way) So... to get it back on track...
Dear Auntie Lowan:
Should Mr. Stillwater go for the dickhead jokes, or the head jokes, or should he just do a little dance?
Sincerely yours,
Me.
I wouldn't call on SockPuppet for an impartial pronouncement. She's just been over to one of her topics that I... ahem... jazzed up somewhat. I think that the concepts 'Stillwater' and 'dickhead' are pretty well synonomous in her mind right now.
dròm_et_rêve wrote:
You're not popular already within the gay community???? 
No !!! surprising, but true !!
drom - this thread
St Mary's
I suspect it was close to her little sockish heart. I am in SO much trouble, I kinda suspect even CdV ain't bailing me out!!
Gautum - you could... thought about... there's always....... awww fergeddit, it's just too damn easy!
Fairly off-taste suggestions to have yourself welcomed back to the warm crotch of the gay community. In Australia when your victim is just about suggesting the ways to attract ridicule it's known as a 'free kick' and often just passed over.
Quote:Fellahs, you do have to try to make the subject and the joke just a little sideways.
I avoided this decision entirely by switching to boxers.
Quote:Yes, there is that. But there is another phenomenon that might be at work: animals of the same species have evolved shorter and shorter limbs as you move away from the equator, so as to conserve body heat. What make ye of that, sir?
dog
I make of it good news indeed, sir. Any set of circumstances which have as a consequence the application of such a meaty term as 'limb' to that which I strive to keep warm are warmly welcomed.
What... you hadn't changed to boxers before that? Isn't that bad for your... posterity?
[quote="Mr Stillwater]...welcomed back to the warm crotch of the gay community...[/quote]
That's wonderful yet disgusting lease of language. Congratulations.
As for the messing with Deb thing; well, a big 'oops' for deciding to hijack that thread and then accusing people of hijacking yours... and I hope that you're OK, because- although Deb herself is a wonderful and congenial kind of person- no-one who has messed with 'the rabbit' has got out alive.
Aw.. why aren't you popular with them? I suspect that this is due to a scandal that involved a bloke from El Salvador, a stolen crate of Rowntrees' Jelly, a hoover and a lift, though I may be wrong.
*edit: changing around colours*
Quote:Well, confusing god with a penis is common, but not, perhaps, attractive....heeheee....
Speaking of kneeling in respectful worship...I won't. Leonard Cohen already did it, and well. (edit...and Gautaum who is dirty dirty dirty) But I will pass on that in the written stage directions for "Streetcar", Williams directed that the Stanley character ought to seem 'a penis on legs'.
Quote:perhaps on a bear rug in front of a fireplace
Yes, that's the idea. Though perhaps unnecessarily fancy. Toss parka on snow, open a can of pork'n'beans, toss the contents, fill can with lighter fluid and set ablaze (add several pine needles for a christmasy feeling) - lumberjack heaven.
parka on snow and pork-in-beans can/lighter fluid fire will do fine........thank you.
Woman's crazy.
Deleted? I don't know, Drom - I doubt it - I think. But things do seem to jump about a mite, don't they?
caused, most likely from all those beans
