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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2003 11:42 pm
Yes - but what of the TEMPERATURE?
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blatham
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 07:39 am
Light bulb jokes from England
http://talk.guardian.co.uk/WebX?50@@.685ed3a5
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blatham
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 08:00 am
Now, onto lumberjacks and tundra-tiny syndrome...

In cold weather, blood flow to the extremities is naturally reduced in order to maintain proper heat levels for internal organs (better to loose a few toes or fingers than cause damage to the exquisite folds of the lumberjack brain).

Though this natural protective process is normally generalized throughout the body in extreme cold (all extremities and epidermis are generally affected), localized warmth (with normal bloodflow) isn't difficult to achieve (think warm gloves).

Thus, during colder temperatures, an extremity which is warmly tucked away in anything well insulated or which is itself at warm temperature will maintain a robust pulsing of blood and lumberjack vigor.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 08:02 am
Who'd have thought that the humble lightbulb could be the muse of such hilarity?
Thanks for posting that, Blatham Laughing.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 08:15 am
Do Canajuns not take their daks off to copulate?
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blatham
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 08:19 am
Sometimes. Other times, the good times, it is on with a fine hat and work boots.
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blatham
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 08:21 am
Flaubert...a man who saw the world through my eyes...
Quote:
The Paris hashish users resembled the Californian potheads of the 1960s in their idealism, poses and self-indulgence. "We were troubadours, rebels," said Flaubert, "above all we were artists." He and his contemporaries used hashish as part of their rebellion against middle-class conventions and industrial capitalism - what he castigated as "the shrivelled runt of human aspirations" typified by "railways, enema pumps, cream cakes and the guillotine".
http://enjoyment.independent.co.uk/books/features/story.jsp?story=469086
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blatham
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 08:24 am
Quote:
One day in Harlem in 1948, Allen Ginsberg started experiencing ecstatic religious visions while masturbating.
curiously, the same year I was born
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When he crawled out onto the fire escape, and called to the woman next door "I've seen God", she slammed the window shut.
my experience as well
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 01:54 pm
Quote:
Now, onto lumberjacks and tundra-tiny syndrome...

In cold weather, blood flow to the extremities is naturally reduced in order to maintain proper heat levels for internal organs (better to loose a few toes or fingers than cause damage to the exquisite folds of the lumberjack brain).

Though this natural protective process is normally generalized throughout the body in extreme cold (all extremities and epidermis are generally affected), localized warmth (with normal bloodflow) isn't difficult to achieve (think warm gloves).

Thus, during colder temperatures, an extremity which is warmly tucked away in anything well insulated or which is itself at warm temperature will maintain a robust pulsing of blood and lumberjack vigor.


Yes, there is that. But there is another phenomenon that might be at work: animals of the same species have evolved shorter and shorter limbs as you move away from the equator, so as to conserve body heat. What make ye of that, sir?


(Brilliant post, that last one, by the way.)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 02:46 pm
Well, confusing god with a penis is common, but not, perhaps, attractive....heeheee....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 02:47 pm
Though I did at one stage, myself, have ecstatic visions while reading Moby Dick....
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 03:17 pm
Out to sea in a novel about being out at sea
Parched for plot like they starved for vit C
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 03:28 pm
You did not like it, I opine?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 03:29 pm
Scurvy dog!
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2003 09:33 pm
May I add my two bits of wisdom here........being the authority on penises and all..............strenuous activity (such as a lumberjack may be involved in on a regular basis, unless he's a lazy one) brings blood flow and blood flow brings an increase in size of a certain appendage. If this appendage is also warm (as inside a warm parka or a warm house.........perhaps on a bear rug in front of a fireplace)..........well, need I say more?
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 11 Dec, 2003 02:22 am
dlowan wrote:
Well, confusing god with a penis is common, but not, perhaps, attractive....heeheee....


Seems to be pretty common occurance with me. The moment I take off my clothes in front of my lover, the most common reaction is "OH MY GOD"

Twisted Evil
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Thu 11 Dec, 2003 03:44 am
Hehehe... but is it approving or disapproving shock?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Dec, 2003 03:58 am
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 11 Dec, 2003 04:43 am
Reminds me of a certain story......

New lumberjack in the camp. Discovers that the local initiation ceremony involves downing a bottle of rum, killing a grizzly bear and making sweet love to an Eskimo (sorry, Native American).

Chugs down the bottle of rum and rushes out into the night. Hours pass and then he rushes back in, his clothes torn to pieces, covered in welts and gouges.

"Ahright", he shouts, "where's that Eskimo I gots to kill!!".
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 11 Dec, 2003 04:45 am
dròm_et_rêve wrote:
Hehehe... but is it approving or disapproving shock?


Well, considering that the urge to kneel down and errrr...ummm...pray is irressitable, I would say approving... Twisted Evil

Methinks that if I substitute my face with my penis, I would probably be more popular in the gay community.....
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