An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

All you have to do now is decide where you're going to place your ads.

It's hard to try and root out the deranged from the normal, though. Still, whatever happens is experience!

Hey! I found out how to meet every man within a kilometre radius!

I had a puncture today, outside a major hospital.

As I was changing the tyre, almost every male within radar distance was unerringly attracted to the scene - had I been a mite more helpless, I am sure I could have set things going with a number of them very nicely, thank you.

heehee - I must unlearn my tyre changing skills....


Not sure if it works with fellas, G - I suspect it may....

Drom - not sure abt this personal as thingie still !!

dlowan, I dont know how to change my tyre - as soon as I have a punture, out comes my phone and a call to breakdown service results.

Besides, dont think men in UK are the helpful sort, specially towards other men !

Eva wrote:


Now why would you want to kill the poor souls? To end the misery of sleeping next to someone who sounds like a fertilizer truck going up a long hill in low gear? Well, it still seems unfair.

Wait, that's not what you meant! Well! Well! Speaking on behalf on the SNORE, the Societe iNternationale Of Resonating Environique, an association dedicated to the promotion of the art of snoring, I protest. The members of SNORE have worked tirelessly, (sort of like dlowan, but not really), to create better and louder, longer and more deeply sounding snores. One of our members can rattle the windows on the house three doors down from his. Prodigious, I say.

Joe

ACK!!!! You're one of 'em!

This place is DEAD!!!!!!!!!

WAKE UP!!!!!

You called?

a pucture to get a puncture, interesting concept...........

What!? I'm napping!! Can't you hear?

Go back to sleep

Can't hear a thing. I've got my nose-plugs in.

I went back to sleep, I was so bored.....

MORNING ALL!!!!!!

yawn <wave>

deb

Here (north america) we say "I had a flat". In fact, I've never heard your expression before, and didn't know what you meant until I read further. In the interim, many images flashed.

So - what the smeg did youall think a puncture WAS?

It weren't flat - well, only the bottom part were....

Yeah, I wondered that...Coriolus and all

and I'm not saying what I was thinking...but there was a fluidic component

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Hey! I just got stood up by a fella.

I do believe that is the first time.......heehee - got some shopping done though....

Stood up? What a noive!