Hmmmmmmmmmmm.......poor Hiama - still de-socked?
Tis better to be desocked than defrocked !!
Ever get the feeling there is somebody out there stealing individual socks in the hopes of one day making the world's longest and most colourful tube sock by sewing them all together?
I never lose my socks !!!
Do you KNOW something Cav ?
G- The word is fetishist and I am shocked that you would suppose that I might think that of you
Why is there anything wrong with a foot fetish ?
Yeah, they are way easier to store than a whole body.
G-not at all some of the most pleasant evenings I have spent have involved feet in one way or another
Cav, it is such a foolish enterprise, the sock string around the world. Give it up, I shall never surrender my socks to you. Oh yes, we do know it is you.
Hmmmmmmmmmm - the thot plickens....
Hmmmm..it does indeed !! Why would cav need a long, wet sock ?
My sock shall be waterproof...
Dear Auntie
I have the following ingredients, can I build a nuclear shelter with them or eat them ?
3 lb. boneless pork roast, cut into 1 inch cubes
1 1/2 bell peppers, chopped
2 large garlic cloves, minced
2 cans tomato sauce
1 7-oz. can green chilies, chopped
2 medium onions, chopped coarse
1 tsp. chili powder
2 tsp. ground cumin
1/4 cup lemon juice
3/4 cup beef broth
2 tsp. salt to taste
2 jalapeños, chopped fine
Hmmmmmmmm - perhaps you could fill a hot air balloon from them, and rise above any conflict?
Yes that is what I'll do but I'm hungry so I might just eat this and this and - oh no we're doomed- what'll happen now Auntie now I've eaten all the vittels ?
Shall I hide under the bed do you think, would that be the thing to do?
Please write soon I'm scared
Don't worry. Now that you've eaten all those things, you can fill ten balloons on your own.
Hiding under the bed puts one in intimate contact with the monsters - and dust bunnies - that live under there.
I find IN the bed to be most efficacious.
You prefer yr monsters and dust bunnies in yr bed ?
