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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 07:55 am
Hmmmmmm - one must, of course, always balance compassion and gentleness with honesty. Unless her question was one about whether or not the diet was working - ie unless you were being asked for the purpose of evaluating the diet, and she was not weighing herself, then I would go with encouragement. I assume she HAS lost some weight? "You look wonderful" is an always acceptable alternative - or "not yet - but your outfit is so flattering and lovely".

With really close friends I tell the truth about such matters, though...

I am unsure of the wisdom of this, though - I get into trouble with interior decor items....
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 08:07 am
Thanks for that, O Wise One!
Er, actually she WAS sort of asking if the diet was working ...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 08:08 am
Yikes!!!! heehee - you may need to rethink if it doesn't!
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 08:10 am
It'd better work!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 08:23 am
...visualize...visualize...visualize...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 10:39 am
What, ain't she got a scale?
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 12:05 pm
PD

Whaddya think she is, a fish??

Most humans don't have scales Very Happy
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 12:18 pm
This is true. We lost them when we became amphibians, then gained them when we became reptiles, then they became . We coulda gone the dinosaur to bird route and had feathers and the power of flight, but nooooooo, we had to go the hair-and-mammary gland route.

Anywho, I forgot you were metric folks down there. So, to rephrase: "What, ain't she got a balance?"
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margo
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 12:23 pm
Just how many Aussies on A2K do you think are "balanced"?
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BillW
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 12:23 pm
There is absolute true, undeniable lying and hope. It is never wrong to go down the avenue of hope!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 03:49 pm
scales are instrumnts of the devil....
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 03:50 pm
What do they sound like? Marimbas?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 03:55 pm
They sound like the earth cracking open and emitting the foul stench of sulphur and brimstone, and like the trump of doom.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 03:57 pm
Oh. So more like a tuba. Or a greasy omelet.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 04:03 pm
How do you sound like a greasy omelette?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 04:07 pm
<quote>They sound like the earth cracking open and emitting the foul stench of sulphur and brimstone, and like the trump of doom.</quote>


Replace earth with cheeks, an earthy and cheeky image, to be sure. (And earthy and cheeky humour today, we've got. Time to clean things up a bit. Was already admonished for my language in the main office today.)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 04:09 pm
Goodness me! Dinna worrit none, I have as filthy a tongue as any on the right day...
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BillW
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 04:10 pm
I heard that earth f*rt all the way over here, or is it in here?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 04:13 pm
I have NO idea! The idea!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 04:22 pm
hmmmm... flubbed the quotations there. "in the event of a water landing, the bottom of your seat may be used as a quotation device." no, that's not right...
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