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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
kitchenpete
 
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Reply Thu 20 Feb, 2003 10:34 am
Does Craven's wrist really need a rest?

How do you know, Debs?
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 20 Feb, 2003 10:38 am
I think the point is supposedly Craven craves the wrist that rests on the wrist rest, not the rest or need thereof, itself!
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 20 Feb, 2003 10:38 am
God, now I'm confused! Confused
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 20 Feb, 2003 10:42 am
Don't feel too bad, BillW, I'm more confused than you! Wink c.i.
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Thu 20 Feb, 2003 10:42 am
I wasn't thinking of typing...

...more a suggestion that Craven might be all-too-well-aquainted with Pamela Hand and her five daughters!

(Sorry, Craven, just using the Gag window!)

KP
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 20 Feb, 2003 10:46 am
No harm in getting aquainted with Pamela Hand - after all it is 1. Safe sex 2. Sex with someone you love !
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 20 Feb, 2003 10:48 am
And nobody will talk!
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 20 Feb, 2003 10:50 am
U save money on condoms ! (and bloody hell, they *are* expensive)
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 20 Feb, 2003 10:55 am
Gautam, "Love" has always been "expensive." Let us know if that changes any time soon. Wink c.i.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 20 Feb, 2003 06:37 pm
http://www.hooleon.com/images/lg-print-braille-med_jp60.jpg

...might come in handy if you want to pursue that form of self-expression
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 01:58 am
Oh dear - now I am in deeeeep doooody if Craven ever reads this!

Wrist rest woman is Craven's office-mate at work. She is known to have hit him with a wrist rest - which ehBeth and I considered a clear flirtation move. Craven denies this. The rest is wristory.
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 03:30 am
I will never be able to understand women !! A woman hits a man, clearly intending to hurt his errrr...umm...wrist, and two other women call it a "flirtation" move !!! Next time someone shoots me, I will immediately ask her to jump in bed with me !!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 05:25 am
Before or after you bleed to death?

It only counts as flirtatious if it is a little hit.

Personally, I tease and banter them into submission before I pounce! If you have to hit 'em, you ain't hardly trying....
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 05:29 am
Wimmin are indeed evil
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 06:06 am
LOL!!!! What is evil about THAT?! I am gentle and fierce by turns ... makes their heads spin...
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 06:31 am
"Beat into submission" now that is one form of seduction I can do without Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 06:49 am
I never said nothin' 'bout no beating - I said I make their heads spin....
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 06:51 am
The tongue is mightier than the hand (or was it the pen is mightier than the sword ??)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 06:55 am
I tend to agree with the first comment quite a lot....






yikes..... runs.....
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 21 Feb, 2003 07:46 am
Dear Auntie D

No one seems to be asking you questions anymore, so I'll ask one.
It's a delicate etiquette question:
What should one say to one's friend (whose anxious about her weight & has been dieting) when she asks if you've noticed she's lost weight, but you can't see it at all? Lie? Or ell the truth?

No prizes for picking which option I chose .... Yep, I lied! Embarrassed Was this the wrong thing to do, Auntie D? Should one always be honest with one's good friends?
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