If held over head - it's a parachute!!!
Useless invention #614527889: the high-speed parachute.
But if the bottom of my seat is used as a flotation device - which it could be - will not my head be under water?
Breathe through them earthy cheeks!
Not if you wear very heavy shoes...
Hmmmmmm.... can men really breathe through their bums? I know WE cannot!
No, but a lot of these gents can talk through their asses . . .
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
LOL! HOW we have digressed!
was there ever such a description of a fart as in "The Miller's tale"?
dlowan- Don't know about "The Miller's Tale", but would the farting scene in "Blazing Saddles" do???
That was indeed a scene worthy of a place in the farting hall of fame!!! Pfffffft!
stranger and stranger..........
farther and farther......
Is that what thunder is, mummy, gods farting?
One flew over the cuckoo's nest !