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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 08:03 pm
No bollocks, big bollix?
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 09:11 pm
Blatham, come back, I'm thinking about your offer to let me see you naked......
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 10:22 pm
(He charges an admission fee, Diane) Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 01:07 am
What's he admitting to?
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 01:37 am
the nudity of it all...............
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 02:25 am
Not worth an admission fee! We ALL have nudity, somewhere.....
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margo
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 03:17 am
Wilso wrote:
What an excellent evening. Except for the Swans collapse in the final quarter. Stopped at an Italian restaurant in Summer Hill and had the best pizza I've ever had in my life, sat outside with a coffee and smoked a Cuban cigar, then on to the Olympic Stadium with 71000 other people to watch a great game of Aussie Rules. Definitely worth the trip.


Wilso

I'm glad you had a fun time - see - AFL, men with grrrreat legs in tight shorts. Razz And women follow AFL more than anything else (see above reason!)

Pisser about the Swannies though! Didn't see you there, looked for you and waved! And I have Grand Final tickets - off to Melbourne next Saturday!

Was the restaurant at Summer Hill called Muse?
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 04:58 am
Pardon my Yankee ignorance, but who the 'ell are the Swans? And do they have cheer-leaders called Ledas?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 05:03 am
Swans are THE Sydney Australian Rules Football team in the national league. Sinney folk prefer other sorts of football.

Ledas - ha!!!!!
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 05:16 am
Ha yesrself, bunny.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 05:33 am
Mesrself? Huh?






















heehee
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blatham
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 05:46 am
OK...things are getting, as illustrated earlier, out of hand. The center seems most unlikely to hold and what rough bunny, her turn come round at last, etc. Let us ravel...

We note that admission is not confession. For clear and compelling proof of this contention, consider merely all which our bunny might have admitted yet is unlikely to confess regarding.

As to nudity, in God's eyes, we witness it means not a whit, for lo, did he not take on a couple of nude gardeners? Paid 'em **** all, true, but let's hand it to Him for inclusive hiring practices. And it's not as if He hadn't had some earlier problems with disgruntled former employees (Satan).

All of which brings us, straight as an arrow to Leda ("Damn! These feathers get in everything!") Why, you've surely wondered, did He, out of all the options, choose a swan outfit? Goose was out, carrying connotations which He knew wouldn't be likely to sit well with evangelicals. There was another option, and it was the one He got sparky about, but He REPRESSED. A weiner thing going on there. Leda and the Sasquatch.

Thus, raveled.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 06:31 am
I see loose threads.....
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blatham
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 06:34 am
Darn.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 06:37 am
So it goes.

darning ain't ravelling, you know....but still, LOL!!!!
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 11:02 am
Never mind then, because Leda ran away with Satan a long time ago..........but it's been repressed
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Diane
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 11:15 am
'Still waiting
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 12:03 pm
{worth it, I'll bet}
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Diane
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 12:07 pm
You should know, Legs. LOL
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sun 21 Sep, 2003 12:09 pm
It's been repressed
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