Without sasquatch wieners, all is fallen into the sere and yellow leaf...
ps
after Gus so callously revealed that I had no actual photos of saskwatch weiners advertised (yet!) on Ebay, I went looking. Google, usually a dependable library of things important, has NO images under 'saskwatch weiner/penis' or 'sasquatch weiner/penis', but...typing in 'bigfoot penis' leads one into a bizarre world of german porn.
I prefer Macedonian.
Sausages, that is.
Not porn.
Not that I'm familiar with German or Macedonian porn.
Should I be?
While Macedonian porn has its pleasures, I recommend turning to the pottery of the Incas. Tea parties gain a zest and vitality.
well, i am having a cup of Assam. when does the party start?
You see! Those early Brit archaeologists, delicately rummaging around in Troy and Rome with their dynamite and backhoes, were simply prudent in locking away all those dirty dirty things. They were rightly anxious that ladies (hah!) would get out of hand looking at that filth.
out of hand women - image search on google - wonderful!
Fortnum & Mason Assam Superb
ehBeth, looks very Pier 1....
No Pier 1 here, chappie. Gotta be Bodum!
Bodum was my second guess...
Good second guess, cav. :wink:
So, any ideas where i can get some nice new tea glasses?
Have you got tea glasses?
You DO mean Moroccan ones?
Next you'll be hawkin' genuine, Egyptian sasquatch hide wine skins . . . confidentially, it is rumored that the Egyptian version of this creature is endowed with enormous bollix . . .
All the old paintings on the tombs
They do the sand dance don't you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They're falling down like a domino
All the bazaar men by the Nile
They got the money on a bet
Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth on your cigarette
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian . . .
. . . Hide your feet up the street bend your back
Shift your arm then pull it back
Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
Go strike a pose on a Cadillac
If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the donut shop
They sing and dance (oh wheyoh)
Spin the clubs cruise down the block
All the Japanese with their yen
The party boys call the Kremlin
And the Chinese know (oh whey oh)
They walk the line like Egyptian
All the cops in the donut shop say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian
Walk like an Egyptian
