An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

I thought this site was all about honesty and friendship. Never did I expect to discover a fellow member casting outright lies at fellow members. I speak of blatant mendacity. I speak of our friend Blatham. Let me explain before the torches are lit and the angry mob descends upon the unfortunate lying Mountie.

Blatham, with a straight face, said this...




So, interested in purchasing the aforementioned photographs to adorn the entrance to my shed, I took a casual stroll over to E-Bay to check them out.

I was shocked at what I discovered.


Blatham lies to A2k!!!

I am shocked and appalled.
Something must be done.
Immediately.

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I am also terribly miffed by this news...I am starting to think that Blatham is not really a Mountie, and that gustav is not really Pope....

From nipples to wienies. Shouldn't this thread be moved to the food section???
But then......what to do about the lying mountie and the phony pope???
And Lola, how must she feel, having been deprived of all those wienie photos that she had anxiously been wanting to buy, possibly to adorn her office walls, giving her patients a healthy feeling of superiority???

Lola reminded me of my favorite citation from Marx . . . as one would expect from such a serious source, a very weighty thought . . .


















She offered her honor, so i honored her offer, and i was on her and off her all night.

--G. Marx

Ah, Setanta, I feel enobled already.

I didn't know good ole Karl was so wise. Will have to re-read with more precision.

G Marx, Boss, G Marx . . .

ohhhhhhhhhh, that makes sooooooooo much more sense

silly me and I thought I had achieved a high place in history!

I'm sorry, guys, I've very upset about Mamajuana, I think I'm going to bed. It's good to have friends to joke with here. It means a lot to me. It brings her loss even more into prespective. Good night all.

Cav got me thinking when he said this...


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All along I never suspected Cav of being anything other than what his avatar suggests -- Ronald McDonald traipsing along with a "Eat ****" sign. But now I'm beginning to think he's something else. A chef? No, that would be to much of a reach. Let me think some more about this current identity deception.

Cavfancier is a GOD!

In fact, the Cunning Coney is absolutely correct--i believe his portfolio is in tormenting minor annoyances . . . hence the amount of time he spends at this site.

Damn, I have competetion !!

Seems to be a lot of gods running around in here.

gustav, it's 'an' Eat **** sign, not 'a' Eat **** sign...sheesh!

You'll be telling me next I'm not a Unicorn, sad misinformed people that you are.

I also happen to know that Blatham is in fact NOT a mountie , he is a LumberJACK:

...and he's okay...

I WAS a lumberjack. I went to college. Now I'm a licenced forensic proctologist.

...licenced by the Los Angeles Upstairs University.

...worked on many celebrity cases, Liberace, etc