(Psst . . . i seen one a them yeti photos . . . them critters has little, tiny weenies, no matter how many nipples they got . . . )
Setanta, what is your obsession with weiners? I would never had noticed that in the photo if you wouldn't have pointed it out. Your ability to spot the weiner on a Yeti from a thousand yards is remarkable.
Let's see how long we can converse about the weiner of the Yeti. That should make for some stimulating conversation.
Well, Setanta, to be fair, it WAS very cold!
Good observation. A little warming up and the Yeti would have an erection of six feet, or, transferred to human proportions, three inches. Not much to write home about, but adequate to strike fear into the heart of some female midget somewhere.
And now for something completely different:
BigFib's version of the California Gubernatorial Race (I don't BELIEVE that word - gubernatorial indeed) - speaking of weeny wienies.....
Californian Governors? Race To Be Decided By Sprint
by Justine Doody.
Following protests by the Republican Party that the postponement of the Californian Gubernatorial elections would lead to an unfair advantage for the Democrat Governor Grey Davis, the State of California has decided to waive the elections entirely.
Instead, the new Governor of California will be decided by a 100 metre sprint between more than 100 candidates.
A spokesman for the Republican Party denied that the new system would give an advantage to the Republican candidate, Arnold Schwarzenegger, explaining, ?Each candidate will be allocated a running mate on a handicap basis.?
However, the spokesman was unable to confirm rumours that the differently able Gary Coleman would be partnered with Schwarzenegger in the forthcoming three-legged race. Coleman himself refused to confirm or deny the reports, telling the press, ?Whatchoo talkin bout??
Schwarzenegger has been informed that he will not be allowed to use a stunt double in the race; however, he has been advised to use one for all major decisions should he become governor.
The State of California has awarded Industrial Light and Magic the rights to any photo finish.
I do not think the Yeti was erect - except locomotorly speaking...
I'm speaking of the future, but let's not concern ourselves with the Yeti's wanger any longer... on to other matters. Do you know this guy?
No - but he looks familiar. Who is he?
Not exactly a happy chappie, is he?
He should look familiar -- he's one of your brethren. I was doing a little light reading on Australia last night, just to see what sort of people hang around there, and I uncovered this gem....
The friends of Dlowan and Margo
John "The Granny Killer" Glover sounds like a real piece of work. Nice country you got there, Dlowan. I think I'll just hang around the swamp. I feel safe here.
We're so sorry
Uncle Eric
We're so sorry
If we've cause you
Any pain . . .
I'm presently offering my collection of grainy saskwatch weiner photographs on ebay, but will let them go to my friends here first, given begging.
Blatham what is the reserve on those rare and valuable photos.
I'll offer the asking price
Oh my! A wiener thread...
And the wiener is ................
