Breasts - it always comes down to breasts with guys, doesn't it?
Sigh...
nah in most cases the breasts come down to us.
just a matter of time and gravity.
I shall, of course, refrain from making the obvious riposte to THAT one!
Except to say, sadly, that gravity does, indeed, suck - but 'tis an equal opportunity ravager...
Yeah, my ears are getting droopier!
Oh - and is that ALL?
Hmmmm - Craven used to sell Kirby vacuum cleaners - did he suck as hard as gravity?
(Transparent ploy to try to get Craven to appear from his current hidey-hole...)
Understand he has gone under cover - maybe for the CIA - but, probably, he's just a gigolo!
Hmmmmmmmm - possibly. Hope he's getting a giggle out of it!
I suspect "snowed under" may be closer to the truth - but I do hope your happier explanation is closer to the truth!
Bethie and I suspect his work room-mate - known to us as "wrist-rest woman"!
I think maybe he took your suggestions from before, but I did see a little note from him explaining he would be away on bidness of some kind! I'll do a quick check!
I made suggestions? When?
Found nothing, he has been making a couple of three posts a day for the last week or so!
You made suggestions - gees, I don't know what I was saying there - me dyslexic or something! Don't know of your suggestions - oh yeah, now I remember. Your suggestion (or was it ehBeth) for him to look into "Wrist Rest Woman" as a possible! Do I make sense, hope not!
I think 'twas more quip than suggestion!
Ohhhhhhhhh, I like that - quip - can I use it sometime?
It's very smegging!
I drop out for ONE day to meet the demands of book labellers and coverers and look what happens! The BunOne hijacks the Net and runs down De Vere at the same time! Hang your gravity-challenged heads in shame Netizens!
OK, looks like I have to take charge...
What do you call a hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
Im more a whip man than a wrist man myself
Oh! The Deadwood Stage is a-rollin' on over the plains,
With the curtains flappin' and the driver slappin' the reins.
Beautiful sky! A wonderful day!
Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
How do you post a bunny?
Hare mail.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A bunion.
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A harenet.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
A pip squeak.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A bunny laughing its head off.
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!
Oh dear - I HAVE been a very naughty rabbit, actually - how did you know I had run down de Kere? Now we haven't a Kere in the world.
So - what'a wiv the tampon, Fang?