Yes.
Sans sexually paranoid mysogyny and castration anxiety, of course.
you could not be a little more James, or even Fitzgerald?
Castration anxiety ? Hah !
Damn thing's got a mind of it's own . . . i sometimes think it's more trouble than it's worth. The only saving grace is the organic, low-maintenance catheter aspect . . .
There is that...damned useful in boats, aircraft and such.
Of course, there is the Antarctic wimmins widdler device...but apparently it causes so much hilarity that it is little used.
That is just my name for it, naturally...
I have been quite fond of a few of the organic ones, I must say....they make cute pets.....
Do I use too many dots? I do, don't I.....
mind you, they can be hard to house-train.
Then there's the common gerbil. (dlowan, you just get more pixels per sentence than anyone else - yours are just a little bigger)
.....................the bunny's caught my spots..............
...Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald. it's the punchline. make your own joke. suspect all the action's on the other digression, but, as has so often been the case in my life, I lack the time and/or the will and/or the inclination to go find it...
...spent the weekend visiting my sister, who's got a knack for getting everybody to drink too much (and who's got a bunch of spanking new titanium pins in her foot). now, did you care? no. did you ask? you did not.
at any rate, this should be sufficient to deflect any further hemingway (who we talked about over bloody maries on sunday, his inability to create a female character or any compelling picture of love between a man and a woman -- "family living" they call it at a local orthodox jewish grade school, though why I heard this and retained it I do not -- and his excessive ability to bestow wondrous titles on works of abject mundanity. yawn. i'm sure he's got his fans among you, but this verbose, exhausted, and slightly dehydrated puppy is not one of them) comparisons.
in short, bye. smell you later........
...the puppy's spots are catching...!
(nice to see ya, even if it's a streakish there he is whoops where'd he go kinda thing. goes with your avatar after all)
i have a bit of a soft spot for old papa...
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on her.
How do you catch an ordinary rabbit?
Unique up on her, too.
What's so great about an agéd potato?
Does it mean you've had your chips ?
patiodog asks:
Quote:What's so great about an agéd potato?
The juice that spouts forth, sometimes called vodka!
Was shattered recently to learn that vodka production wasn't quite what I thought it was. Basically, you just keep distilling until you've got near-pure ethanol, then add water until you reach desired strength. Not as romantic as, say, as what I envision going on inside the Maker's Mark or Jameson's distillery...
patio, what was your desires, maybe that voluptuous Russian lassies squeezed the juice out of potatoes between their breasts; Or some such tomfoolery?
Pictures at eight!
(Or, was that, "Pictures I ate")
