<peering around curtain - looks dangerous - retreats>
(Referring to the academic rumor once spread -- I can only assume by squeamish Brit classical scholar types -- that the buggery of ancient Greek boys by philosophers and whatnot was not that odious because it did not involve penetration, where as the depraved Romans well full-hog for sodomy until Christianity came along to save them (and they plunged into the dark ages). At least, so it was related to me, but it was related to me by a prof. who thought that Joe Orton was the seminal genius of the 20th century... Well, I tried to go for one of the cleaner quips that came to mind, anyway......)
"seminal genius" ???
ROTFLMAO!!! Very good, pd.
I find it diffiuclt to struggle through a day without a dose of PD's wit and wisdom. All I can say is, thanks, PD, you are a guiding light and I shall forever be indebted to you for your strong words and keen insight into the matters which trouble me.
I shall now go forth and look for something to penetrate -- you have planted the seed of suggestion.
patiodog is indeed funny, but I am more subtle. Was my reference to hemlock or himlock? We shall never know...but good on ya for running with it
(my god, peoples will read all kinds of funnier jokes into bad ones if you leave them vague enough.
at the moment, though, i am incapable of any attempts at humor however unrefined or dull-witted, aflutter as i am by the praise of one so great as herr ratzenhofer. my oh my...)
Gus is a hare? Well i'll be damned, and here i thought the weeLowan was the only one here . . .
has anybody digressed about the difficulty of splitting haeirres afore?
i find it's difficult to get a clean cleave because they're always twitching about.
You could always git ye a law dog, and go to court for a hirsute . . .
could not the smooth man hire a haberdasher and haft a haypenny hirsute hairshirt? i prefer to sew rather than to sue, and do not want to be rubbed the wrong way twice on a single transaction.
Well, she said dangerously, I see you have all made most merry in my absence....
The Bunny bespeaks us recreant . . .
rerantra rays re cran't! i rays re cran!
i can't cope any more, I just can't cope!
Have you misplaced your coping saw, MissBunny?
never mind that! dance us a jig, hare!
Alright, that's it, this thread has gotten entirely too silly . . .
You there, think of something profound . . .
Well, don't simply think it, say it . . .
