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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 08:17 pm
D: Well, I'm really confused. You told them clearly what the situation was on the phone and in person before the second cutting yet they were still surprised at the end. Either you weren't as clear as you thought or they don't understand your language. in any case,

I think you are in the market for a new cutter and a new shop.

Tipping is part of the fabric of our lives here in the USA, but not everywhere in the US. There are whole states (Texas) wherein people are too dense or too cheap to tip even good service. I like to tip, especially when it's not expected, like when the florist gets the roses to Louise on time and they are spectacular. (I stop by the next day to say thanks. and guess what? The next flowers and the next are even better.).... well

good night.

J
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sumac
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 08:25 pm
Language develops before sexuality, so trumps oohs and aahs.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 08:27 pm
Were someone the "ohgodohgodohgod" type, there might be some trace of regionalism . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 08:45 pm
Might there?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 08:45 pm
eh?
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mikey
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 08:46 pm
i go turfing clams for two months so's i can feed myself and come back to a severe digression, recession, regression, repression of the finest minds,,,,,what has this world come to?
let's try circumcising a clam just for the halibut,,,,
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 08:47 pm
Shocked







Embarrassed
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mikey
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 08:48 pm
well....???????
they have long necks ya know,,,,,
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 09:09 pm
During lovemaking most women around the globe make the same moaning sounds -- there is no discernible difference in accent or inflection that I have noticed. Except.... Australian women. They tend to not moan at all, but rather complain about recent haircuts. It's a bit disconcerting for the poor fellow involved, a sort of ego-deflator and such, but it's the price you pay for traveling down under.
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 09:33 pm
Dear Aunty

I'm very pleased to have this opportunity to make some small repayment for the help you have given to so many of us. The realiity of your help can easily be seen by the personal and spiritual progress all of us have so clearly made since knowing you.

gussy, posting immediately above, has it right. It is actually with males where the variation occurs. My evidence? It's compelling evidence. I worked as a grip for a while, and one of the fellows I worked with had been on a shoot a year earlier in a Stallone movie. This grip had snuck into Stallone's trailer and put a tape recorder under Stallone's bed. Stallone vocalizes differently from me, to wit, "Sock eet". True story.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 09:44 pm
they only complain about their recent haircuts after they have finished doing their nails. at which time they look up and say "aren't you done yet?"
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mikey
 
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Reply Sat 12 Jul, 2003 09:48 pm
it's a well known fact that clams have long necks.....no?
and foreskins to boot...never dug or seen a clam that didn't.

i think an online dlowen circumcision is in order at this point.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 12:07 am
So isn't!




I am shocked that anyone would invade even Sylvester Stallone's privacy thus!

Gus - we only complain about hair when the man we are making love with is a very poor lover indeed.

Can't think WHERE you might have found about that...........?
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 03:34 am
Sylvester Stallone's got some privacy?

Let's see
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 03:38 am
poor fella - even he oughta have some privacy....
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 03:45 am
He oughta, but he ainta cos thatsa the business he's in a -ain't it ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 03:58 am
Now - you see, I eschew that philosophy. I have heard it said that they "know what it is like going in" - well, you never really know, do you? Just like you never really know what being a parent is like...

OK, the poor smeggers get paparazzi and gutter press - but a microphone under the caravan while you be having sex?



YEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 04:21 am
The last ten minutes of the Vagina Monologues is an hilarious rendition (recitation?) of the various grunts, unhhs, oooohs, aahaaaoooUUHs, oh yeahs! etc.
If it's on video where you are, go get it. Many things are revealed.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 04:26 am
Dear Auntie Wabbit:

Why do some people's digressions always head south of the border, coming to rest just below the waist line?

Sincerely, Your Biggest Fan

Coe N Eewarren
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 13 Jul, 2003 04:32 am
LOL Joe! Do you have a definitive answer for me?

Setanta - I dunno - honestly - they don't ALWAYS, do they?

This was sparked by the thread wot you wot of - the one with Dreamworld - and the uber-accents - I just got fascinated.

They just sort of meander - the hair bit was way above the waistline, no?

And - I "know" you folk so well, it seemed the perfect place for an odd question!
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