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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
mikey
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 09:34 pm
wow !!!! lookit bethie.....what happened to ya?

my fertilizen days are over,,,,i got enough baby fishes to last a lifetime.

now what? nude beach in my levi's, workboots and sweatshirt?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 09:34 pm
Margo! it's me! i just changed my hat. i'm really still a deerhuahua.
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 09:43 pm
Mikey
Hey, you never know where those fishes are hiding ;-)
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 10:39 pm
like your new avatar Beth.......very nice
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hiama
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 02:07 am
Yes very nice Beth-was this your audition for the folies bergere ?
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 03:53 am
As more and more people reveal themselves (latest being ehbeth) - I think I should also change my avtaar to show my ..errr....ummm... can't decide what !
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hiama
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 04:00 am
Yeh go on you know it makes sense
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 05:20 am
LOL beth - I think I got spring fever too!

patio - I am deeply hurt!

This thread is now so old that it is not surprising it has digressed!

You must be the judge of the efficacy of the previous advice - but feel free to ask away.


Waaaaaaaah!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 05:26 am
Auntie Bunny, why does everyone here ask such silly questions, an' not important stuff, like how all those little tiny people hidin' in my tv live?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 05:58 am
YES!

And what do all the weeny hamsters in my computer
a. Eat
b. Do with their waste?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 07:13 am
Do single-celled organisms have a tiny heaven to go to when they die? Even though they make people sick, would they be judged as good souls for just doing their job?
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 07:17 am
Dear Auntie Lowan,

I am going to India !!!! Is that cool or what ???
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 09:55 am
Setanta asks a silly question. How do all those little people in the TV live? Why, they've got everything in there -- hospitals, restaurants, constantly renovated houses, the whole bit. Hell, they've got an entire channel just for food, and another for golf when they get sleepy.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 10:02 am
That clears up a lot, PD, thanks.

Dear Auntie Bunny, how come you have this thread, but Peppermintpatiodog has all the answers?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 10:13 am
I propose an ask patiodog thread
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 10:34 am
Ah, but to me a question is like an SEP (Somebody Else's Problem). If I look directly at it, I can't see it. But if it is directed elsewhere, and I glance it only accidentally, out of the corner of my mind, I can provide an answer.

Please note, also, that I say an answer. This is by no means the answer, nor is it guaranteed to be in any way correct or helpful. In fact, you may find that many of my answers are designed to mislead, misinform, and miss their mark.
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hiama
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 10:35 am
Nah he'll only need walking and feeding, at least with rabbits they look after themselves. I mean how many dogs have their own patio - give me a break.

Anyway he does not have all the answers -for exmale
ample:-

Q. 65% of Americans say they do this at least 4 times a week. (I find it hard to believe, in view of the national trend) What is it?
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mac11
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 10:36 am
bathe?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 10:40 am
How big a bathtub would it take to fit in 65% of all muricans?
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mac11
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 10:42 am
hiama wrote:
Q. 65% of Americans say they do this at least 4 times a week. (I find it hard to believe, in view of the national trend) What is it?


Read a newspaper?
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