personals should be left to the PM's
you too can be harrumphed
harrumph be, baby! c'mon, the kids are with the sitter. harrumph me right here in the car!
oh. oops.
harrumph to the lot of ya. (well, except Margo of course)
Who put the "bump" in the "bump-che-bump,"
who put the "dang" in the "ramma-lamma-ding-dang?".
I nibble a mean toe, too!
All this "who put the ... in...." reminds me of part of the lunch conversation yesterday.
The wife of one of my colleague's was called out the previous night to be part of a surgical team - which was removing a shampoo bottle from a fella's rectum.
I caould not help myself - I said: "Who put the ooooooh in shampoo?"
I am bad....
Better than who put the poo in shampoo I guess !
I'm sick a shampoo . . . if i'm gonna spend hard earned cash, i should be able to get real poo ! ! !
2 tonnes of prime dung on its way- front door delivery OK ?
No problem, Boss . . .
Uh, this ain't COD is it?
Yes Cavorting on Dung is requisite behaviour this season according to deBretts
you might have asked of yahoo serious who put the AMP in his shampoo, were he still around. (we've got oz to blame for him, don't we?)
Whaddaya mean "were he still around?"
You ain't saying Yahoo died are ya?
Oh god, the best actor Oztralia ever produced.
Hello, this is Michael Caine....
Dear Auntie Lowan:
How come nobody asks you for advice any more? Is your advice bad? Are all of the people you've advised dead? I need some advice, but, given the lack of interest in your advice, I am not sure whether or not it would be prudent to seek your advice. Should I ask your advice and then do the opposite of what you advise? Please advise.
Sincerely,
In a Vice on the Fourth Floor
No wonder conditioner was invented
He must of forgotten to apply it first
mikey's Nude Horoscope for July 6 - July 12
[quote]Single
Love, romance, and fantasy are all on your mind as your fifth house of pleasure heats up this week. Fish are extremely fertile at this time, so wrap that rascal if you want to avoid multiplying. Single Fish should be open to blind dates as they are more likely to be sublime than disastrous. Just make sure it is a double date so that you don't feel too much pressure.
Attached
Partnered Fish are feeling so loving and frisky that your mates are likely to suspect that something is wrong. What, you aren't always this affectionate? I find that hard to believe. Assure your lover that it is simply a strain of Spring Fever that has finally caught up with you. [/quote]
OOOOOO-WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lookit Beth-ie's new avatar. No more deerhuahua for her!
