They doing THAT over there?
Thud...
Some women are like pianos. When they're not upright they're grand.
hee hee hee...
a guitar is like a woman
it's even got a hole
a bass is like a woman
it's big and fat and likes to be slapped
don't blame me. it's all from some pseudo-redneck comedian balladeer...
a man is like a cigar...........
Have you got a dirty mind?
What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet? (1)
What is it that a man does standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog does on three legs? (2)
Give a four letter word for intercourse. (3)
1 -- Chewing gum.
2 -- Shakes hands.
3 -- Talk.
I like the other answers better, Setanta.......call me dirty minded Lola. That's fine. I'll answer to that.
me too, Lola - I've had a dirty mind for years...
The dirty minded ladies club
Let's have one of those, shall we?
Oh, my, yes!
But do we have to be ladies all the time? That might be hard...
Mose Allison played here---Greg Brown
The joint is a dump
The owner is broke
at least that's what he says.
The P.A.'s a joke
The waitpersons are snotty
they wanna make sure I know they've forgotten
but not their attitude
The bellyachers played last night
everybody got sick.
Don't even try dancing
your feet would just stick.
The band signs their poster
"**** you Miguel"
Thats all the good part
the bad parts the smell.
Since when do women shake hands sitting down? Or rather, since when have women not shaken hands while sitting down? I've never seen this as an issue in my lifetime.
What's the difference between men and bankbonds?
(gawd I tell this way too often)
Bonds mature.
women can be dirty minded and ladies at the same time..........
and do you smell something strange in here? Dys? Is that you?
i believe there's already a evil wimmins club. deb's the president........
Hmmm. The Dirty Minded Wimmins Club.
I wanna join!
(pueo, "dirty minded" is not the same as "evil." No, not at all.)
if it's for wimmin's it'll be surely evil......
Tee hee
Evil, dirty minded women....Can I join the club as well ?? After all, we are both after the same thing....
Dirty medieval wimmin's club?
Medieval and dirty are givens . . .
These wimmins gots dirty minds . . . which is, i suspect, how the mins like it . . .
Divine Secrets of the dirty-minds wimmins who likes mins and wimmins club?
