Funny, they LOOK docile.
Maybe the poor things bite each other in the vain attempt NOT to become leather products?
I recommend, for purity of finish, leather from the antartic penguin. No claw or teeth marks whatsoever. With penquins, it's either good or pre-digested.
They, of course, need to get in the water now again to grab some lunch. Ironically (this is God's sense of yuk yuk) they themselves provide lunch for seals, if one happens to be hanging about near the edge of the ice sheet. Being underwater, the seal isn't visible. So, if you are one of the penguins crowding about, hungry but anxious, what do you do? You begin pushing the fellow in front of you. This is what they do...they all push toward the water and whomever is unlucky enough to be at the front gets shoved in...the rest wait attentively.
So, penguin leather is the way to go.
Orcas will bash through the ice sheet to get at edibles up top. Just a comforting thought if you ever find yourself stranded on an ice floe.
As opposed to Aunt Flo, who oft-times has a different strand involved.
The problem with penguin leather is all the little bumps from the places where the feathers were attached. I suggest couch potato leather--maybe get some people out there to do a little exercise. Anyone on a sofa who hasn't moved in, say, three hours, is fair game.
Bedsores are very unattractive on a handbag.
Yeah, that's no big deal. If they've been a davenport tuber for even a few years, you should get enough leather for an XXL jacket from the gut alone . . .
hmmmmmmmmmmm
i've got those nice ginsu knives
hmmmmmmmmmm
I see we have taken a savage bent?
Do orcas normally kill people?
Only if they dress up like seals -
...or they are in a movie with Richard Harris. But I digress.
That is strictly not allowed on this thread LW!
Well, all those camera-people - or one very brave one - were in the water on the Attenborough show when all the orcas were coming up on the beach and taking the seal pups - they seemed to make a distinction.
Obviously at least one of them had an "I don't stop for Richard Harris" philosophy. But he had killed its wife and baby, or something, hadn't he?
[size=7]She feds the digression, ack![/size]
"She FEDS the digression"?!
Of course I fed digressions!
My, my, Miss Lowan . . . you do look stunning in your new digress . . .
I can see it's well fed also
Twinkling eyes, perky big ears, nice well fed new digress - smashing :wink:
the diger and the digress
had dea with members of congress
they ade the ones thad dasde besd,
and lefd the others undressed.
LOL! Last in, digressed...
Or would you rather I undress? No, that's Letty's thread over at Film.
