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The Penis Post

 
 
jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:22 am
I would just like to take the time to say that if all women were as willing and wonderful as the women here on A2K the world would be a wonderful place.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:26 am
kickycan wrote:
Kristie wrote:
kickycan wrote:
Ladies, at the end of sex, have you ever grabbed hold of it and actually tried to "aim" the shot? I think that is just the greatest. Something about the way you look at it, I think. Laughing


Always, if it comes out before the gun fires...I try to be polite and catch it. Very Happy


You are a special kind of lady, Kristie...I haven't been with too many women who actually try to catch it...usually they try to aim it away from their faces...I'm assuming you meant that you catch it in your mouth...


What do I look like? A circus act? Dancing around trying to catch droplets in mid-air...

Not usually....I have a catchers mitt. Very Happy
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:28 am
Laughing I knew it was too good to be true.

So am I right in assuming that most women don't like it in the face?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:29 am
Poll update: It now seems that the answer to the penis question is that it's all in how you use it.

Wheew!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:30 am
That is right, Kicky. And women LOVE it when you take it and start smacking them in the face with it as they're about to blow you, aka porn style.

All how you use it...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:30 am
kickycan wrote:
Poll update: It now seems that the answer to the penis question is that it's all in how you use it.

Wheew!


And if you're alone, you're the best ever.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:35 am
Hmm. I would prefer to be slapped on the asz with it... but that is my thang. ;-)

OK men....... truthfuly

is it really hotter to have a woman lick up your.. ahh.. monk-e spunk then not?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:35 am
it isn't so much the money shot that's bad as it is the hitting the back of the throat. You know when you're sick how sometimes you get that big nasty lugie and it lingers in your throat? Yeah....not fun.

So, I don't think women mind getting it in the face (although they eye stings something fierce), I think it is more having to deal with the snot-ball in your mouth. :wink:
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:37 am
shewolfnm wrote:
Hmm. I would prefer to be slapped on the asz with it... but that is my thang. ;-)

OK men....... truthfuly

is it really hotter to have a woman lick up your.. ahh.. monk-e spunk then not?


If a man wants me to take it like that, he has to be willing to taste it first. I mean, it's only fair. I'll kiss a man after he's been down in my nether-region so.....hey...if you want it that bad, take it like a man. Very Happy
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:37 am
Kristie wrote:
it isn't so much the money shot that's bad as it is the hitting the back of the throat. You know when you're sick how sometimes you get that big nasty lugie and it lingers in your throat? Yeah....not fun.

So, I don't think women mind getting it in the face (although they eye stings something fierce), I think it is more having to deal with the snot-ball in your mouth. :wink:


Crap, I thought it was just mucous...where the hell was I last night, and where was kickycan?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:39 am
One time this chick was like doing that thing down there, you know, down there and stuff, and when I like, you know, finished and stuff down her pie hole, somehow it started coming out her nose. I didn't actually SEE it coming out her nose, but she told me. That must have felt cool.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:42 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
One time this chick was like doing that thing down there, you know, down there and stuff, and when I like, you know, finished and stuff down her pie hole, somehow it started coming out her nose. I didn't actually SEE it coming out her nose, but she told me. That must have felt cool.


That must have burned......owie... Shocked
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:44 am
I must be pretty lucky. My husband doesnt taste bad at all..... :-)
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:51 am
Not so much the taste but the texture....

AND a little bit of knowledge for you all...

Vegetarian men have a different taste than meat eating men...if a man eats lots of fruit, it will be sweeter. Hmmm.........
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:53 am
Kristie wrote:
Not so much the taste but the texture....

AND a little bit of knowledge for you all...

Vegetarian men have a different taste than meat eating men...if a man eats lots of fruit, it will be sweeter. Hmmm.........


Accept your calling to convert gay men.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:55 am
Laughing
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willow tl
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:57 am
just never really cared for the taste...i do have to like you pretty well to swallow...there's not much else i don't like though :-)
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:57 am
< vegan. so is hubby
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:58 am
I don't particularly care for the taste either but the texture.....it get's me every time.

Maybe I had a really bad sinus problem in a past life...I don't know.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 08:58 am
shewolfnm wrote:
< vegan. so is hubby


See...you get the good stuff. :wink:
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