The Penis Post

Aaaaaaaaahhhh.. muscle fkn.
Heheh.. I use that to get what I want. HAHA

Push em out, pull em back in..
By the next day i can have breakfast/lunch/dinner in bed if I so choose. HAHA

I don't really give a crap if I'm considered large in the pants or not. I give great oral.

MMmmmmm sexy confidence.
Glazed donut anyone?

Taye is fine...yes he is....I prefer my Cuban hottie Andres Arturo Garcia Menendez.....otherwise known as Andy Garcia...



he is so hot....mmmm.....



I think I need to leave now.....

I was taught by a Native Canadian priestess, who dubbed me "Free Running Willy", and later sued for lots of beads when the movie "Free Willy" came out. She taught me how to drink from the well, graze at the jade fountain, hunt and gather in the bush. I was forever grateful. After the initiation ceremony, I was granted the honour of giving her a spirit name. I dubbed her "Crow of Three Inputs."

Hmm..
Wanna go out sometime Cav? Huh?? How 'bout it?
;-)

HAHAHAH!!!!!!

Where will we eat?

I notice that you went back and took out all the good stuff about how you like to put it in your mouth and all that from this post. Why do you do things like that? I wanted to read that again!

Kristie,
As for my taste in men, since I am an idiot and still dotn know how to post a picture..
You ever watch ER? Remember Luca?
Ohh.. LORD what a piece of man!

Him?

An older female decided to stalk me onto another thread and left a comment about giving to much detail. Perhaps my honesty is to much for the weak hearted.

Seventy things not to say to a guy with a small penis

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. I'm sorry.
4. Never mind, why bother.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat???
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.

Okay then, I have no problem with that. Gotta abide by the community standards.

i really am sorry you bowed to pc paula...many things offend me on other posts, but human sexuality should be embraced and the taboos lifted ...jesus we are a repressed peoples..

OOOOHHH! CJ!!!

Again, there is a X button on the top right hand of the screen just WAITING, no BEGGING to be pushed when you see something you dont like. Im sorry Paula. but from now on, dont pay attention. If someone wants to obsess about youand what you say, they obviously are VERY bored and VERY repressed. Editing your opinion to satisfy everyone else just leaves you mute.

Was it a stalker or A2K member?

MMMmmm yes kristie,,, that is him. Oh lord, Im gonna slide right outta my couch..

> oops < did I say that?
hahah

in order to spice things up with your stalker paula....


he he he...I couldn't resist...

OH MY GOD!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA