@camlok,
I wasn't supposed to tell, but, just for you, Cammie:
When I met Dubya in the basement of one of the WTC towers on 9/11 he thanked me for coming, saying he knew he could count on me.
Then he said: "Looky here, Layman, I've brought a shitload of boxes of C-4 explosives. You take half and go speading them all over the other tower, then get the hell out, fast. They're timed to go off in one hour. I'll do the same in this building."
I said: "Sheeit, Dubya, they're gunna find out we done it, aint they?"
He said: "Hell, naw, my boys have constructed some paper mache airplanes they're gunna fly into these buildings by remote control. Everyone will think that caused it, see?"
I said: "Kay, Dubya, meet you at the bar when we're finished, eh? I expect you to buy the drinks, hear?"