@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:
However, nobody here writes like ELmore Leonard.
I aint got no clue who that is, Farmer, but I'm sure he aint no Chuck Bukowski.
For the record, I have authored over a dozen widely-sold publications. I didn't draw the pictures, but I wrote the dialogue for those popular 8-page bibles.
A sample of my widely-admired style:
Panel 1: Woman: Hey, Big Boy, could ya give a lady a hand?
Panel 2; Man: You don't need a hand, Lady, what you need is THIS!
If you want to read the rest of this thrilling tale, you're gunna hafta buy the book.