I'm sure everyone's heard this joke at some point:
Quote:The comedian shows his friend the sign-up list for performers, then they grab their seats. The first performer walks out onto the stage, and says:
"16!"
He gets a few chuckles.
"5679!"
The crowd starts to laugh
"227!"
The crowd is in uproar, practically dying with laughter.
The friend turns to his comedian compatriot, and asks, "What's going on? Why are the numbers so funny?"
"Well," he replied, "We've all heard almost every joke told hundreds of times, so we documented them. There's a huge collection of books in the foyer filled with them. It's more about composition now. Hey, you could probably try it out!"
The friend thinks to himself, then goes to sign himself up. If all he has to do is say numbers, this should be easy, right?
Eventually, he's called to the stage. He ascends to it confidently, and strides purposefully to the microphone.
"2459," He calls confidently.
Silence.
"...uh...103!"
Dead silence. Someone coughs.
"6?"
A guy in the 7th row starts booing, and the man leaves, ashamed.
"What did I do wrong? I thought the numbers all corresponded to jokes," he wailed to the comedian.
"They do! But your delivery was terrible."
I think it would be great if u/oralloy took the time to compile his favorite well-worn, overused, and incessantly repeated talking points and assigned each one a number. These ones came to mind right away:
1. outlaw the Democratic Party
2. progressives are evil
3. pistol grips are constitutionally protected
4. "witch hunt"
5. my I.Q. is 170
6. you cannot point out a single untrue statement
7. Zimmerman (Rittenhouse, the McCloskys, etc.) is a patriotic hero
8. Godwin's Law, I won the debate
9. you engage in childish name-calling because you lack intelligence
10. I'm a million (billion, trillion) times smarter than you
Feel free to add to the list and remind u/oralloy to use the numbers so he'll have more time for gaming, while saving bandwidth for this site.