@blatham,
Another option for Trump would be to beg his alien friends to take over earth . All he has to do is make a phone call to aliens' biggest spaceship with his iPhone.
Trump: Hi, this is Trump speaking. I need help. You guys have to come down to earth to help me. Biden wants to take my candy from me. Do you hear me? Hello, I can't hear you. Hello. Is this phone made by China?
Trump's secretary: President, you can't blame China. You are fenced in. You know we have been building a longgggggggggggg wall around your office. That's why we have bad mobile connections.
Trump: Hello . Hello, it's me. I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet...
Trump's secretary: President, are you singing one of Adele's songs?
Trump: Nope. I'm making a call to Mars. Hello , can you hear me?
I'm hiding in a bunker while dreaming about who we used to be
When we were younger and free. Hello from the other side
I must've called a thousand times to tell you
I'm sorry for everything that I've done.
Trump's secretary: What have you done to an alien girl?
Trump: I grabbed her pussy that day. Hello. Helloooooooooooooooo.