@layman,
Thanks but not quite.
"Jesus wept!" Is an attempt to soften "Jesus Christ!" but to real believers they are both blasphemy.
I believe in a god, but not that Jesus is his son, his alter-ego or anything else but an enlightened human of great importance and wisdom.
Maporsche is trying to be clever. It's something he/she attempts with regularity but usually fails at. This time was such a failure.
Whenever people tell me or anyone what Jesus would do if he was alive today or how God thinks about our petty little squabbles, they are presuming to know the mind of God (assuming they are a Christian), and, most often, attempting to tell me or their target that neither would agree with us. It's fatuous and if you're a Christian, dangerous, but it makes liberal Christians feel all warm and fuzzy:
The Christ would have been marching with all those women in DC!