@layman,
layman wrote:
I had a homey who drank 10-12 tall glasses of vodka every day. But he would always insist that they had a "splash" of water, ya know?
One time I saw this particular perv start puking while drinking a glass of vodka. You could see chunks of puke swirling around in the glass.
It took him a minute, but he never gave up on it. He kept chugging until the glass was empty, chunks and all.
I asked him if he thought he was a alky.
He said: "Hell, naw."