@Walter Hinteler,
You're playing dumb, Walt.
Complaining party: I don't like my boyfriend any more. I want him arrested.
Cop: For what?
CP: Anything you can find. I don't have knowledge of anything, but I'm sure he's done
something wrong.
Cop: OK, I'll get right on finding something, somehow.
That how "investigations" work, eh, Walt?
I don't think so! Homey don't play dat.