@glitterbag,
That's definitely not the way it works in my world. I think for myself, am serious, but also have a taste for humor and irony. You don't understand 'how I am wired' at all, and you appear to be repeatedly swinging at ghosts of your own imagining in this area
I suppose your reference to "he" here is to Blatham (though that doesn't follow from the earlier remarks, which I believe started with Finn).
There are many things I like about Blatham, including his wit, erudition ( in some areas) and occasional flair for a good phrase. What I don't like is his intolerance and the sudden absence of his normal appreciation for irony whenever he addresses the supposed right wing conspiracy that so obsesses him. He becomes close-minded, humorless and doctrinaire whenever he addresses such matters.
I also find the master and sheep relationship so evident in this thread to be a bit sad and comical.