I heard a radio piece on sucking-up this morning, a replay of a CBC Saturday morning show. The authors of a book,
Sucking Up: A Brief Consideration of Sycophancy, had some interesting things to say, but I think they missed a point about political boot-lickers. A political sycophant serves his or her own interests, or those of someone with whom he or she is associated.
You can read about this interview, and listen to it by clicking here.
So, for example, Mike Pence will be completely loyal, and will not deviate one iota from his loyalty, right up to the moment that it is clear that Plump is doomed beyond all doubt; then he'll cut the rope and keep climbing as Plump plummets to his political death. Kellyanne Conway, I am uncertain of, but I doubt that she'll regret the fall of Plump, if it transpires. Sarah Huckabee Sanders' interest is obvious--he father, Mike Huckabee, formerly the Governor of Arkansas, is now also looking at a run for Governor of Florida (having dropped out of the 2016 presidential primary campaign). Someone like Betsy DeVos is serving her own agenda, and probably sucks up less than Pence, Conway or Sanders. If Plump were to fall, she'd fit in nicely in the Pence cabinet--two peas in a pod. But the one I thought about the most, was Zinke, Secretary of the Interior. He was the one investigated for using charter flights, and is also under investigation for another issue. He's also the one who was found in the spotlight over the $300,000,000 contract to restore Puerto Rico's electrical transmission grid.
Because Zinke reminded me of Albert Bacon Fall. Fall was Secretary of the Interior in Warren Harding's administration, who was at the center of the Teapot Dome scandal. In fact, Albert Fall was the first cabinet secretary to be indicted, convicted and imprisoned for corruption--in his case, for taking bribes in 1921-22 (he was convicted in 1929). He was notorious for having said, during congressional hearings into Teapot Dome: "Sir, if you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and my straw reaches across the room, I'll end up drinking your milkshake." I'm not saying Zinke took any bribes--but Albert Fall could be an exemplar for the kind of man (or woman) that President Plump would be glad to have in his cabinet.