Sumac,
Another politically incorrect comment......oh no!
Wait, I'll just duck in here, into this telephone booth and change into my politically correct police uniform.
TA DA! Now don't I look beautiful? Policeperson in a mini-skirt.
OK, so who uttered the incorrect statement? I'm lookin.
Ah HA! It must be Blatham. The man has a doilie fetish.......who would have guessed. Blatham dear, you're under arrest. Just come with me and I'll lock you up.
OK, guys, the world is safe again. I'm taking this testosterone drenched doily monger to be incarcerated Oops, wait just a minute, not so fast..........I'm just conficating this doilie to be used as evidence.