Neverending Rap Battle

You start, but lay down some GT or KOTD rules, k?
Btw, i'm on my phone so I might be slow with my entries
We need some to be a fair judge

hey man ill battle ya but ull have to start and it may be awhile befor i reply cuz i have bad connection

**** man ill judge i can be fair to all if i want to wink wink

Ill go for Oopan first, then ill take you down bro, a'ight?

And if you wouldnt mind, thanks for judging

lol ight cool and no prob

Anyone laying down rules?

Lol you know how many times this has happened on here? Kid comes in and talks **** and claims there amazing then plays the "oh I had a shitty childhood" card? Everyone here could get into stories 50 times worse than yours prof? Went to Juvie, I've witnessed my dad nearly kill himself a half a dozen times, been jumped multiple times, watched my mom have a heart attack umm had to steal a car and drive across town to stop the girl I love from slitting her own throat yeah we all have bad stories dfc got some pretty fucked up past stuff hey why don't you go back in the pages somewhere in there there is a guy named real criminal with a story 50x more upsetting than all of ours combined illustrait has ******* autism and is still one of the dopest guys I know if eminen is your idol you don't have the same writing style at all all those tips I gave you and killzone he uses and you shouldn't have to be a copy cat anyway develop your own style hip hop is about expression not oh I'll put pickles in your vagina and **** like that

Nova got a bad connection I'll judge lol and I'll battle too after, 3 rounds 8 bars go for it

"Know how many horrible childhood stories we hear? The suck! Now let me tell you a three paragraph story of my horrible childhood..." **** dude, do you know what you're saying!?

ight cool

Ive never understood bars, lay it out for me btw, insults allowed, its a battle, go ape

Sorry, we'll have to start some other time. Maybe in an hour or so, I'm going out somewhere and I can't really spend too much time. I'll try though.

do U no what UR saying u just put "the suck?" i had to re read what u just said 5 times masturbate 3 times and finger my cousin before i got what u meant by that sentence

Lol you just got the complete wrong message im trying to show you weve all had **** lives dont come on here and use it as a crutch and umm thats one paragraph? Only 2 lines were about me, ummm what are you in the 2nd grade? we could get into a war back and forth bout who's childhood sucks for hours on end but it's pointless Is what I'm showing you

No **** it's a battle lol and bar is a pair of lines

Blah blah blah blah blah blah ****
Blah blah blah blah blah blah bitch

That would be 1 bar so 8 bars would be 16 lines simple enough?

Ah okay, and Oopan we'll do ours later then
Nova, you're up against me then - you start

ight

killzone in the UK
imma be killin u. K?
jack the ripper im rippin a jack ass
samuria jack ill cut u up fast
imma crazy ass mother ****** like monkey
but hes litteral about it that crazy honkey
so let me use these last bars to rip on you
oh wat u dont know what bars are how stupid are u
got a half a rap left but thats all u got
ill leave u cap btw that means u got shot
im killing everyone from the united kingdom leave all yall dead
im thrillin all with my lines and ur dumb thats all that needs be said
like vanilla ice ull be short lived
ill kill ya right and its a **** i dont give
were milkboxkids were lost from hiphop
after u read this ull just be lost so u should just stop



lol not my best but i gotta go do dishes brb

Well bro, we know I'm new to this ****,
But I'm reppin' Cruger, you reppin' Limp Bizkit.
And Ill trap your ass and you'll wish it was over
Because I'LL cap YOU fast, you littke fuckface Nova.
Now evidentually, you'll see I'll be a legacy,
While you'll be rippin' on those flippin' trippers from page 3
So settle, test your mettle, I'll certain bet all -
we're two parts of a rose - I'm the thorn, you're the petal.
So we'll continue, I'll rip out your sinews,
And feed 'em to lions and snakes and some rabid shrews.
And now I'm gettin' vicious, and right now I'll diss ya's
Because you're Mom calls you Precious and you're washing the dishes.
So prepare to take shame, coz you're rap patterns lame,
And I'm intendin' to spend my time fuckin' your dame.
So I'll stop it right here, so lend me your ear,
This battles the start of the end of your career.